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Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist?
This poll is closed.
Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!
7.79%
6 7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.
15.58%
12 15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!
66.23%
51 66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..
0%
0 0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.
0%
0 0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!
2.60%
2 2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.
7.79%
6 7.79%
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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
#51
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
(January 8, 2015 at 2:56 pm)VAN BELLE Jean Marc Wrote: Ok, i am necro. But i am both atheist as multireligional. Neither/more than one poll position can be subscriped by me.
No single poll option accurately describes my exact position either, and - like you...I could pick more than one. I think that most people fall into that camp. I'm fairly certain that Whatevs wasn't trying to compile an exacting list of every possible position or response to his poll question, so our situation is to be expected.

Quote:This does not change the content: I like to learn to understand everyone here, not only the people 'i like' or the people 'i dislike'. A normal rational person sometimes follows that person or thoughts, but is also able to change his mind or point of view, at least broadening it with other views.
Agreed.

Quote:If you do not want to hear what I think, do not bother, I will try to understand YOU but need your (existing) replies therefore and that will take some years, i see... (beautiful forum, i really mean it; but beautiful and less beautiful members also). +je
I'm all ears. I'll promise you right now...that if you make a thread - I'll participate..and welcome aboard btw.

Your english is probably better than my [whatever gibberish passes for a language where you're from], gratz. Wink
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#52
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
(January 8, 2015 at 2:58 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(January 8, 2015 at 2:56 pm)VAN BELLE Jean Marc Wrote: But i am both atheist as multireligional.
I'm getting the feeling that there might be a bit of a language barrier in place here.
"God" IS a language problem
1. English: God > good > 1. goods 2. appreciation, positive, not harmfull
2. German: Gott > gut > same meaning as in English but also:
2'. German: "wahr" (true), die Wahrheit > Waren = goods
3. Dutch: God > goed > same meaning as in English (1: goederen) but also:
3'. Dutch: "waar", de "waarheid" (=truth) > waren = goods, material

So in a lot of languages Got comes from "materia" worship of "materia". Very strange...

About language:
1. The first sentence of Genesis = Bereshit, Hebrew for "In the beginning". When i have put that text in my old Word Perfect 5.1 Dos wp word processor (or in the recent X5 of X7 version), my computer told me that the most used word was about: "(God) said" so it is about the question "Why does man talk?"
2. The first sentence in John (yes, the frist of my front names) is: "In the beginning was the Word" (Greek: "logos"). So again it is about the human word, language here, so a bigger problem to talk about God.
3. It took me two years to check if the Qur'an would so have the same 'beginning', and indeed: Shauki Lazhar told me in year two that he did never see this "parallel": In Surat Al-Iqra Mohammed (vzmh) heard 3 times a voice saying "Iqra" = Read! (Mohammed could not read nor write, you know, so he did not know what happened to him and he got terrified).

Now even getting further:

Allah > all (in dutch "alles" = everything) versus God.
Before Christ, with the Jews, the name of God was to "sainted" to be pronounced, YHWH comes from Yod He Waw He and thus in old English: He Who Is What He Is (think of the passus <i am who i am> in difficult English translation.

These are the eldest words known, again with "adam" (seven old Hebrew meanings from wind and ghost over respiration to soul), and <i> think the iota coming from alefa (first letter) became I in old English even... (sounds like AAAA = Alefa = first letter in a lot of al...fabets > ALfa ALso looks like AL).

But the older god was EL not AL, and meant "Lord" or "Herr (German) or Heer (Flemish/Dutch)" and can be combined to the 'other' god that was called "Laat" (think of the story Satanic Versions, first 50 pages I read I had to reread them 3 times to understand them but it contains a lot of beautifull history about christianism and islam versus polytheism) and refered to "furtility" so to.. not the male = Lord but the female version of furtility, also combined with love of course and motherhood.

If you read all religious books this way as i did: withOUT thinking or seeing mystery things about God, but about all our questions to our ORIGIN ("the origin of species" can be read the same way and parallel to the Pentateuch or Qur'an or Gospels!), and you dear to look up the original words in Hebrew (Pentateuch), Greek (John), Arab (Qur'an), you are glad to look at it like... an atheist thus seeing more literature than jews, christians, moslims will see!

Believing in God, you do that deliberately? Worship, do you plan to worship? How long can you worship the same 'thing' without falling asleep after several hours, days? We worshipped the sun, and monotheism started with Tutanchamon (18th Egyptian Dynasty, 1332 BC – 1323 BC), where 'amon' and 'aton' where only the 'sole disk' on the surface that gives planet Earth her warmt and appropriate conditions for life...

If you know about the other God "Set" or "Seth" in Egypt then, and you take the eldest story of Adam and Eve, having two sons (son > sun is no coincidence), one murdered in the war between primary industry (farming) and second industry (sheeping, sheeping wins and got the 'fire respect' from God, (got/god?)), their could be no earthians. Except Eve got other kids and they got indeed: Seth was the third child and so he must ascendant of us all. But Seth was in Egypt the Evil 'God'...

Coincidende? Scientist do not believe in.... (no)... pure coincidence (in Dutch it has two different meanings, therefore i add 'pure').

Do i have to speak clear English when we talk about something that we pronounce as 'God/Gott/God' or in French 'dieux' (di = two).

Then we get to the numerals also via French terms, but this is my 'own' tempory stuff:
0 = nothing (before there was anything)
1 = one thing, can be God can be man, can be Lord, can be woman, can be thing, can be world, can be day and night before they were split in Genesis/Bereshit
2 = one thing + the opposit, some different, or something from the same in plus
3 = live, the two different things create some third thing
...
(the Qur'an and the Bible both mention the 'proof of God existing' in the fact of love between man and wife, indeed 'when you feel a feeling you've never felt before' = falling in love, it is difficult to still behave rationally)

To end with the start:
<I'm getting the feeling that there might be a bit of a language barrier in place here.>

Indeed, when i say 'bike' you see a totally other bike than i do. The same for Monkey, the same for 'earth'. So if we speak of a concept, a thought, a virtual item like Atheist Forums, sorry i mean: like 'God', there is a enormeous, huge language barrier in place here (in all languages)!

Thank you Fat&Faithless (btw you cannot be faithless when i read your answers)
1. If i step backwards, i am preparing to jump.
2. If you will not do it, i will.
3. I have never met a person who does not believe (in some...thing)
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#53
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
Jesus what.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#54
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
If it's that God, sure, whatever gets me out of eternal torture. You can get me to say anything you want in a matter of seconds just holding my hand in a flame, I'm under no illusions that I'd rather be burning than working on my Stockhome Syndrome.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#55
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
(January 9, 2014 at 11:20 am)whateverist Wrote: This is the place to gather the important data concerning how atheists would respond if we knew for certain God (yeah, that one) existed. Who wants to worship this being?

For theists there are corresponding choices for what you would do if the god whose existence science had demonstrated wasn't yours. You gonna switch sides and worship the actual lord of the cosmos?

Sorry, but I couldn't wager a vote. I am an atheist, and it would completely depend on the God in question. I would be very worried about meeting Jesus and his father. They seem like the lone outcast in every classroom I was ever in.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#56
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
How about I start a fresh thread with virtually the same option but without a restriction on number of choices? Would that 'catch' you, or do you need some other options?

The original poll was prompted by an exchange in some other thread. So why not let this exchange prompt a new poll? I prefer not to make the choices private, not sure why I didn't on this one. But I will on the new one.

(Welcome to the site.)
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#57
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
Would this definitely-existing God be handing out cookies for good behavior?
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#58
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
Well it isn't anywhere near as much fun but I did update a version of this poll here http://atheistforums.org/thread-30770.html
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#59
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
I voted for "splaining".
God comes off as kind of a dick.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#60
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
Assuming he is anything like as described, he can get to splaining. Certainly no worship. I want to know why he is such a massive prick who cares more about getting his ass kissed than the wellbeing of his creations.
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