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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 24, 2012 at 10:25 pm
I have great news! Gay scientists have isolated the gene that causes Christianity. Perhaps this is the solution. The painting can be saved from destruction! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO...e=youtu.be
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 24, 2012 at 10:38 pm
(January 24, 2012 at 3:30 pm)Chuck Wrote: (January 21, 2012 at 9:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If there is one thing I would expect it is that a priest can tell what a homosexual looks like.
Not from the front.
I think I disagree with this.
Priests teach us to kneel before and to bow down..
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm
(January 24, 2012 at 10:25 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: I have great news! Gay scientists have isolated the gene that causes Christianity.
I had to chuckle at the scroll along the bottom: Spam email recipient suspects that clicking on the 'unsubscribe' link may not solve spam problems.
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 26, 2012 at 11:48 am
When ever did they look straight in the paintings anywhere?
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm
I know. Look at that fag Jesus. Always running around with long hair and wearing a dress.
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 26, 2012 at 1:04 pm
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Indeed, one could hardly be more effete and faggoty than being the "lamb" of god, and "turning the other cheek".
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 26, 2012 at 3:31 pm
(January 26, 2012 at 1:04 pm)Chuck Wrote: Indeed, one could hardly be more effete and faggoty than being the "lamb" of god, and "turning the other cheek".
Pluralize the word "man" in "Son of Man" and you've got gay all over the place.
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 26, 2012 at 4:49 pm
That's why Republican Jesus won't have any of that gay "feed the poor, clothe the naked, turn the other cheek" shit.
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 26, 2012 at 4:59 pm
(January 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I know. Look at that fag Jesus. Always running around with long hair and wearing a dress. Painters in the muslim world have always showed the prophets in the ways that are different from the ones in the west.
These paintings were called "miniatures", as they also exist in the west.
They are mostly showed in kaftans, wearing turbans, or bashlyks, and always have flames protruding as their aura of divine touch,
Here is a miniature of Jesus and virgin Mary.
Well, wearing a *dress*....I don't know, but down there, in the arabian peninsula, nearly every traditional clothing style involves long dress like things.
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 26, 2012 at 6:10 pm
(January 26, 2012 at 4:59 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: (January 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I know. Look at that fag Jesus. Always running around with long hair and wearing a dress. Painters in the muslim world have always showed the prophets in the ways that are different from the ones in the west.
These paintings were called "miniatures", as they also exist in the west.
They are mostly showed in kaftans, wearing turbans, or bashlyks, and always have flames protruding as their aura of divine touch,
Here is a miniature of Jesus and virgin Mary.
Well, wearing a *dress*....I don't know, but down there, in the arabian peninsula, nearly every traditional clothing style involves long dress like things.
...soo, Jesus is depicted as a flaming cross dresser. Nice.
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