Great news for everyone

[Jackalope]

Seriously, I mean WTF? Do they seriously think we've never heard the 'good news'?

Note to evangelists: we've heard your sales pitch, many of us even bought into it, and have since concluded that it's bollocks. No, I'm not British, but 'bollocks' sounds classier than 'fucking bullshit'.

That is all.

P.S. Go blow Jesus out your ass.

That's so bloody funny that when I laughed a bogey came out of my nose!

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

P.S. I could use a date for 'Steak and a BJ Day'.

[Minimalist]

That's what I like about you Rayaan. You're so helpful.

You're like a customer service rep except that you aren't still in Bangla Desh!

[Jackalope]

Some years ago, a distressingly cheerful guy and his fey little wifey approached me at a party. He asked; "Have you heard the news?"


My response "I have no idea,but if you mention Jesus, I am going to punch you in the mouth" He went all chicken-lipped,she just continued looking absent. He stalked off,muttering..Wifey trotted behind.

I swear, Pad, I wish I had half the balls that you do.

So far,I simply do not believe that Saved is as ignorant and naive as he claims .IE that it did not cross his mind that preaching to a bunch of atheists would be as welcome a pig in a mosque.

Or a turd in a swimming pool.

[Erinome]

P.S. I could use a date for 'Steak and a BJ Day'.

You buyin' the steak?

[Jackalope]

P.S. I could use a date for 'Steak and a BJ Day'.

You buyin' the steak?

Morton's, Shula's or El Gaucho?

[Erinome]

Take me to Outback, throw in a Bloomin' Onion... and we've got a deal!

[Jackalope]

Take me to Outback, throw in a Bloomin' Onion... and we've got a deal!

Oh I can do far better than Outback.

I wonder what Jesus boy is going to think about what's been done to this thread?

It's almost as if we're.... Unholy.

Oh, wait.

[Erinome]

But, but! I love Outback!

Holiness... oh, I'm totally holy.

[Jackalope]

But, but! I love Outback!

Not that there's anything wrong with outback at all... But I know a place where any person with functioning taste buds would have a mind blowing foodgasm halfway through the first course.

Holiness... oh, I'm totally holy.

Exactly.

[Erinome]

Sometimes after experiencing my holiness, the man will sing, "Glory, glory hallelujah!", and they often call upon Christ himself.

It's a very moving thing.

Back on topic!

Saved can't preach, so I have a feeling his work here is done.