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Things to say during sex
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 9:39 am
(December 4, 2012 at 8:50 am)Napoléon Wrote: I was devastated. I couldn't work out whether she was talking about my weiner or the current situation in general.
It's neither. She's just a bitch.
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 10:38 am
(December 4, 2012 at 8:50 am)Napoléon Wrote: This one happened to me last week:

"I'm really not feeling it"

I was devastated. I couldn't work out whether she was talking about my weiner or the current situation in general. Well, it couldn't have been my weiner come to think of it, how could you not feel that? (The person who makes a small penis joke is getting a roundhouse to the face).

Well, I hope you refused to pay her then.
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 12:46 pm
"You take PayPal?"
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#34
RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 12:56 pm
"Did you mom teach you that?"
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 12:59 pm
I don't know what I'd be more disappointed about, the fact they've just implied I've been taught sexual things from my mother, or the fact that they speak aloud piss poor grammatical errors.
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#36
RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 1:05 pm
"I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."
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#37
RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 1:08 pm
happened to me once:

"Haha Your face looks funny when I`m doing most of it."

And a friend of mine, whilest doing it doggy style put an ashtray on her back and lit a cigarette.
She stood up and smached the ashtray into his face.
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#38
RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 1:19 pm
"Just work around the hemorrhoid"
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm by Napoléon.)
(December 4, 2012 at 1:08 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: She stood up and smached the ashtray into his face.

Sounds like one of those "2 girls 1 cup" series of porn videos.

I'm guessing it would be, "1 Couple 1 ashtray".
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 1:45 pm
"Hey look, a penny!"
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