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Christian argument
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RE: Christian argument
(June 1, 2013 at 2:32 am)whateverist Wrote:
(May 31, 2013 at 10:18 am)ronedee Wrote: So, thanks to Jesus... now you can be saved even if you're a shithead!

I can't tell you how relevant this is for me to hear. But I need to ask, will I be at a table with only other shit heads or will I get a celebrity angel or two? Not much point in accepting the lord's invite just to be treated as a second class citizens, you know? I will expect at least as nice a table decoration as that of God's life long, faithful servants. In fact, I may expect them to serve me too if I agree to come. Big Grin

[Joking! Don't let your head explode.]

LOL! I like you for some reason! Maybe its your happy nature!

No, no! You would be at the head ...or near the head of the table! Then after dinner we could play frisbee for eternity!

But... I wouldn't consider you a shithead! The only real shithead here is that one (compensating) little guy...hmmmmm...can't remember his name!
Quis ut Deus?
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