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Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.

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Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 6:20 pm
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#22
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 6:30 pm
(November 2, 2013 at 6:20 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: [Image: ignorance3.jpg]

Made me think of this:

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???

Profit. So much profit.
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#23
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 7:44 pm
God sacrificed himself to himself to change a rule he made himself.
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#24
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 7:59 pm
Silly.
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#25
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 8:41 pm
This pretty much sums up my view of religion


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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 9:04 pm
A product long past its sell-by date.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 9:24 pm
2 Corinthians 11:3-4
King James Version (KJV)

3 But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.

4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 10:20 pm
annoyingly fucking stupid.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 3, 2013 at 12:23 am (This post was last modified: November 3, 2013 at 12:23 am by Gooders1002.)
(November 2, 2013 at 9:24 pm)catfish Wrote: 2 Corinthians 11:3-4
King James Version (KJV)

3 But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.

4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.

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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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#30
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 3, 2013 at 12:25 am
(November 3, 2013 at 12:23 am)Gooders1002 Wrote:
(November 2, 2013 at 9:24 pm)catfish Wrote: 2 Corinthians 11:3-4
King James Version (KJV)

3 But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.

4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.

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Righto you would... Undecided


"Christianity is contradictory to what was/is written", that better?
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