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Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.

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Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 3:22 pm
Baffling.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 3:25 pm
Con.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 3:29 pm
-The Christian Religion-

A cruel and violent creation of a primitive culture, designed to delude and control Great
the masses while reserving power and wealth for the elite who created/maintain it.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 3:38 pm
A lie.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 4:24 pm
This thread reminds me of this syndrome:

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Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 4:26 pm
Bullshit
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 4:38 pm
Not enough drugs.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 5:11 pm
(November 2, 2013 at 12:59 pm)Pretzel Logic Wrote: An eternal being was sitting around in a bunch of nothingness when he suddenly decided to create somethingness. He got pissed off at what he created and killed almost all of it. Then he started giving books to his creation.
Maybe, in order to make sure that wouldn't happen again, he took the form of his creation so they could sacrifice him to himself. Then he wrote a book about it.
And maybe, a few hundred years later, he wrote a second book that was supposed to clarify that book but instead just rambled on incoherently.

Stole other people's ideas that were merely bad, made them evil, and claimed credit for all under the sun.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 6:06 pm (This post was last modified: November 2, 2013 at 6:08 pm by The Reality Salesman01.)
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 2, 2013 at 6:14 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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