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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?

Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist?
This poll is closed.
Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!
7.79%
 6 7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.
15.58%
 12 15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!
66.23%
 51 66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..
0%
 0 0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.
0%
 0 0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!
2.60%
 2 2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.
7.79%
 6 7.79%
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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 11:20 am
This is the place to gather the important data concerning how atheists would respond if we knew for certain God (yeah, that one) existed. Who wants to worship this being?

For theists there are corresponding choices for what you would do if the god whose existence science had demonstrated wasn't yours. You gonna switch sides and worship the actual lord of the cosmos?
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 11:21 am
I still don't see a bloody poll! Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 11:31 am
You should now. I see it. =)
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 11:32 am
Thank you! Heart
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 11:33 am
Is this ridiculousness in response to the other ridiculousness? Thinking
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 11:36 am
Yes, you could say it is ridiculousness once removed.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 11:45 am (This post was last modified: January 9, 2014 at 11:45 am by houseofcantor.)
Well, it is less ridiculous. I'm still wondering what this "worship" thing is. Thinking
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 12:30 pm
Presuming this 'god' were to exist, I'd also assume his pal Lucifer would too. In which case, I'd be signing up to join Lucifer's opposition party.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 12:37 pm
I'm right there with you, Nap!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 12:42 pm
If not doing so would send me to eternal torture, yes. I'd worship. Though, inside I'd be doing this:
[Image: thefinger_zps06ac6efd.jpg]

If eternal torture was out of the way, fuck the god. Hail its enemy.

I don't want explanations. They wouldn't cut it. Nothing could explain so much.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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