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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 5:48 pm
Eh what? Obviously only thinking about dancing naked invokes the internet gods/demons.. 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 5:51 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 5:22 pm)whateverist Wrote: That was weird, I commented after K but it posted before. Is this an omen? Oh dear God, you knew we were only kidding, right?
Congratulations. You broke the internet.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 5:57 pm
I've always imagined something awesome like Phillip pullman's battle at the end of the dark materials trilogy, of species and aliens of all kinds from all dimensions standing up to the imposter that would be god.
So no, I doubt I'd 'worship" this 'god', if it were real.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 6:26 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 5:48 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Eh what? Obviously only thinking about dancing naked invokes the internet gods/demons..
I was actually thinking about a damned site more than just dancing. But yes that does seem to have irked the internet gods. (Fuck em.)
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 7:02 pm
Yeh it seems logical to worship god if he is proven without a doubt to exist, I don't know how you would prove it though still.
He wouldn't have any explaining to do, he's god, his brain compared to mine would be like mine compared to an ants I'd imagine so I wouldn't question him.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 7:09 pm
(This post was last modified: January 9, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Kayenneh.)
(January 9, 2014 at 7:02 pm)paulpablo Wrote: He wouldn't have any explaining to do, he's god, his brain compared to mine would be like mine compared to an ants I'd imagine so I wouldn't question him.
Hold your horses, G'Kar!
If humans were made in god's image, shouldn't he be somewhat humanoid, with a brain like ours, or is he like Stewie and made a really shitty clone of us..? 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 7:33 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 5:22 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: (January 9, 2014 at 5:19 pm)whateverist Wrote: well .. just what does worship consist of exactly?
Getting naked and dancing under the full moon?
I'm pretty sure I can get behind that kind of worship.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 9, 2014 at 9:33 pm
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I think if god was proven you would have no choice but to acknowledge that fact. However worshipping someone is a little different if you worship a being you are decidedly saying that they are inferior to yourself and that you are going to agree with everything that that being believes is right or wrong, therefore removing your own opinions about life and sacrificing your free will. Nothing should be worshipped.
Fuck the man
(January 9, 2014 at 9:33 pm)faithinwhat Wrote: I think if god was proven you would have no choice but to acknowledge that fact. However worshipping someone is a little different if you worship a being you are decidedly saying that they are inferior to yourself and that you are going to agree with everything that that being believes is right or wrong, therefore removing your own opinions about life and sacrificing your free will. Nothing should be worshipped.
Fuck the man
Except maybe Rowan Atkinson, I worship him
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 10, 2014 at 12:53 am
If the christian god is real, however you slice it you're going to end up with eternal torture.
It's either going to be eternity worshipping the ultimate asshole or eternity burning in hell. They both suck, at least you preserve your dignity in one option. Anyway, it's all hypothetical isn't it, humans aren't made for eternity. We'd all go crazy.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 10, 2014 at 2:14 am
The thing about eternal punishment is that it, by definition, affords the one suffering it enough time to get over the pain and work through a solution for it. Infinite time means plenty of time to, maybe, cook up an escape plan. 
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