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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm
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(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev777
Now you're preaching and nothing more. Why don't you fuck yourself with a cactus. No, better yet. Give your gawd a cactus and a belt and let it fuck you with a strap on cactus.
Dear gawd titty nipples and free wonder in the what the why are boogers levitating in ocean!!!
That makes about as much sense as the shit you're spouting.
Seriously, dumb-ass. You want to convince us? Evidence. Testable, verifiable evidence from REPUTABLE sources.
Evidence or shut the fuck up.
I'll bet you're enjoying all the attention aren't you? Probably the real reason you're here.
(June 11, 2014 at 10:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: this is not a joke
Oh, for fuck's sake. Yes it is. You're the only one who doesn't get it.
(June 11, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Losty Wrote: Is there sex in heaven?
*badly sung, way out of tune*
If heaven ain't a lot like porn vids, then I don't wannnna go...
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 11, 2014 at 11:45 pm
(June 11, 2014 at 10:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (June 11, 2014 at 10:51 pm)Irrational Wrote: I doubt you're concerned. This is just a game to you. You do this for fun.
this is not a joke
Perhaps not but you are. Moron.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 11, 2014 at 11:46 pm
(June 11, 2014 at 11:08 pm)OhWord Wrote: Those people sounded like they were having a great time.
God is kind of a prick isn't he?
Why yes. Yes it is.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 11, 2014 at 11:50 pm
(June 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: (June 11, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Losty Wrote: Is there sex in heaven?
*badly sung, way out of tune*
If heaven ain't a lot like porn vids, then I don't wannnna go...
:o is that a real song??
Anyways, that is my sentiment exactly. I will get on my knees and pretend to be a good girl, but only if the reward for doing so involves plenty of sex.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm
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(June 11, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: when did you read it?
I can't speak for Cthulhu Dreaming, but I've read that stupid fucking book twice. I still keep my study buy-bull, all full of stuff I've highlighted to help me find the truth about gawd. Of course, I've highlighted all kinds of stuff most of you assholes try to pretend isn't in there. Like the genocides, the murders, the ordered killings and the raw immorality of that beast you name gawd. Yep, I found the truth about gawd in that book.
You know who your gawd sounds like? The stereotypical mafia don. Gives boon to those who please him, punishes and kills those who dis-please him and tries to run the whole fucking world from behind the scenes.
Why do you ass-hats call it "father" instead of "god-father?" 
(June 11, 2014 at 11:50 pm)Losty Wrote: (June 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: *badly sung, way out of tune*
If heaven ain't a lot like porn vids, then I don't wannnna go...
:o is that a real song??
Anyways, that is my sentiment exactly. I will get on my knees and pretend to be a good girl, but only if the reward for doing so involves plenty of sex.
I was (mis)quoting an old C&W song. "If Heaven Ain't a Lot Like Texas." 
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 11, 2014 at 11:57 pm
(June 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: I was (mis)quoting an old C&W song. "If Heaven Ain't a Lot Like Texas."
Ahh I see. Well I definitely think someone should write a parody
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 11, 2014 at 11:58 pm
(June 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: i can't speak for Cthulhu Dreaming
No, you can't - but nonetheless you just about perfectly expressed my sentiments about how YHWH is portrayed in the big book of bullshit.
Pity that the indoctrinated can't see the forest through the trees.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 11, 2014 at 11:58 pm
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(June 11, 2014 at 11:57 pm)Losty Wrote: (June 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: I was (mis)quoting an old C&W song. "If Heaven Ain't a Lot Like Texas."
Ahh I see. Well I definitely think someone should write a parody
Hmmmmm. Interesting idea.
(June 11, 2014 at 11:58 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pity that the indoctrinated can't see the forest through the trees.
Hell, they can't see the forest for exclaiming over the "miracle" that is the meadow next to the forest.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 12, 2014 at 2:27 am
(June 11, 2014 at 11:03 pm)OhWord Wrote: Christians have been saying this same nonsense since it first started. Shockingly Jesus hasn't comeback yet... Maybe he forgot. More likely he saw all the damned christians and said "fuck that hellhole".
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 12, 2014 at 2:37 am
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(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev777
Islam is the truth, Kafir! Submit to the will of Allah or face his eternal punishment!
DUHHHHH.
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