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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Rev's back! Yay!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 26, 2014 at 10:04 pm)PaulMaul Wrote: I'm still wondering what Noah fed to the carnivores.

All the dinosaurs and unicorns.

Actually, all the animals were magicked into being vegetarian - right, Rev?
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(July 26, 2014 at 10:04 pm)PaulMaul Wrote: I'm still wondering what Noah fed to the carnivores.


Bananas. He was made of them.
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(July 26, 2014 at 10:00 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 25, 2014 at 12:11 pm)Blackout Wrote: Brace yourselves, Revelation will arrive any time now, get ready for the impact

4 Horsemen

Oh, Rev, you just can't quit me, can you, chew toy? Angel Cloud
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Now that Rev's back, do we have to quit the orgy on the top deck?!?
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(July 23, 2014 at 12:51 am)Rhythm Wrote:
(July 23, 2014 at 12:27 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Remember, Noah got the inside scoop about the coming invasion.
-and then built an impossible barge.......

Quote: When the war was over his great grandson Nimrod ended up as the boss man in Babylon (Babel) and he built at least four cities in Assyria itself, including its future capital. That's the city Jonah had to report to.
LOL, "Noah" is fiction buddy, as are his "sons" - as is "Nimrod". You've swallowed entirely too much biblical horseshit man.

It is far from impossible, it was built and truly sea worthy. Some modern day vessels share similar ratio of dimensions as the ark had.

Noah is real and I hope you repent so you can meet him some day.

(July 24, 2014 at 8:17 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: We need a get in the ark before it's too late part deux thread.

Don't delay, dark clouds ahead...


4 Horsemen

(July 26, 2014 at 10:06 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Rev's back! Yay!

Your chew toy is back? Dog Bone

(July 26, 2014 at 10:02 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(July 26, 2014 at 9:58 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: There is no where in the flood account that the animals were in a trance.


So the ark was full of shit.

My guess was they probably shoveled it out the window.

(July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Now that Rev's back, do we have to quit the orgy on the top deck?!?

The ark is not a place of sin and debauchery. It is a place of safety and fellowship.

(July 24, 2014 at 8:22 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(July 24, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Beccs Wrote: Because this ark did a Titanic . . .
Next ark thread will be more love boat, less titanic. I promise I'll behave. Angel

They made fun of Noah too when he was building the ark.

(July 25, 2014 at 1:09 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: It's been about a week, yeah? Methinks he'll come back stronger than ever. Redouble his efforts to save our nasty souls.

Only Jesus can save your soul. I come to present to you the truth.
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(July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Now that Rev's back, do we have to quit the orgy on the top deck?!?

No Sad
I don't wantz to stop.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(July 26, 2014 at 12:17 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(July 25, 2014 at 2:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: The original ark had people shovelling shit over the side, too...

All the animals didn't need to poo! They were in a trance! Didn't you watch the movie.
I assume the remaining humans just did a dump anywhere and used a nearby furry animal to wipe up.

Noah and his family may of defecated in a bucket and threw it out the window. But these details are not mentioned in Scripture. The important thing was they were safe in the ark from judgement.
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(July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Now that Rev's back, do we have to quit the orgy on the top deck?!?
The ark is not a place of sin and debauchery. It is a place of safety and fellowship.

We did some redecorating while you were gone Devil
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Now that Rev's back, do we have to quit the orgy on the top deck?!?

The ark is not a place of sin and debauchery. It is a place of safety and fellowship.

Right then, condoms all 'round. We've got the "fellowship" bit handled already and sin? Pfff. You have to prove that's a real thing.

Orgy's still on! [Image: yahoo.gif]
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