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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 1:39 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: We won't burn anything with all that drool on the floor. Tongue

I'm not sure that's drool.

Well, maybe some of it. Smile
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
I don't think Rev is going to like what the rainbow will symbolize after the godless ark orgy.
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(July 28, 2014 at 11:39 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Maybe one of the saddest posts I ever read. Sad
Here are a bunch of even sadder ones.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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(July 28, 2014 at 1:56 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 11:39 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Maybe one of the saddest posts I ever read. Sad
Here are a bunch of even sadder ones.

Interesting. Apparently he may never have replied to a thread he didn't start himself in the Christian sub-forum. Is that some kind of record? Probably an attempt not to run afoul of the rules.

So who is the real reverino anyhow? Is he some pathetic, pimply, home schooled, teenaged shut in? Is there a Mrs. Reverino? *shudders*
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(July 28, 2014 at 2:16 pm)whateverist Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 1:56 pm)Tonus Wrote: Here are a bunch of even sadder ones.

Interesting. Apparently he may never have replied to a thread he didn't start himself in the Christian sub-forum. Is that some kind of record? Probably an attempt not to run afoul of the rules.

So who is the real reverino anyhow? Is he some pathetic, pimply, home schooled, teenaged shut in? Is there a Mrs. Reverino? *shudders*

Probably a doll of some kind. Thinking
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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And I notice that Rev never did answer my direct question.

No surprise.
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He claims to be a grown up with children. So...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 9:03 am)pocaracas Wrote: Don't you think that's still off-topic?

More on topic:
Define "ark".
Define "get in".
Define "too late".

ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sin
Oh boy...
Define "sin".
Why is there a judgement against this sin thing?
Why should I care about the judgement against this sin character?
Why should I want to be in a safe place from such a judgement? Is it not a fair trial? Will there be an angry mob?

(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: get in = place faith in Christ and be spared from coming judgment
But... wasn't sin under judgement? Why should I want to be spared of someone (or something) else's judgement?
How does faith in whatever spare someone from being in the trial for this sin guy (or thing)?!
Why must it be faith in Christ? What is Christ?

(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: too late = either you die in your sins or you make it to the end of the Tribulation period and witness His return

"Die in my sins"? So... "sin" is something I own and am inside of?
And what is this "Tribulation period"? Since you're talking about my death, I assume it's something that's yet to come... how would you know that such an event is to come?
"His return"? Whose return? Return from where? Can't we go get him now?
What's the deal, here?
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(July 28, 2014 at 4:27 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: He claims to be a grown up with children. So...

Confused Fall
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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(July 28, 2014 at 4:27 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: He claims to be a grown up with children. So...

Yeah, and I claim to be Christy Brinkley's fuck buddy. Dodgy
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