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#6801
RE: joke time
April 25, 2024 at 7:19 pm
My doctor: ‘Are you familiar with syphilis?’

Me: ‘Who cares about some guy pushing a rock up a hill? Tell me my test results!’

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May 3, 2024 at 6:19 pm
It seems that NASA is going to launch a communications satellite whose sole purpose will be to say ‘Sorry’ to aliens for all the conspiracy theories we’ve made about them.

It will be called the Apollo G.

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RE: joke time
May 3, 2024 at 8:19 pm
(May 3, 2024 at 6:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It seems that NASA is going to launch a communications satellite whose sole purpose will be to say ‘Sorry’ to aliens for all the conspiracy theories we’ve made about them.

It will be called the Apollo G.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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May 8, 2024 at 12:49 pm
Farrier: ‘Do you have any experience shooing horses?’

Prospective apprentice: ‘No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off.’

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#6805
RE: joke time
May 8, 2024 at 12:56 pm
(May 8, 2024 at 12:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Farrier: ‘Do you have any experience shooing horses?’

Prospective apprentice: ‘No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off.’

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This deserves a shoe in the ass, js.
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May 11, 2024 at 3:20 pm
At the library...


Customer: "I'm looking for a book on suicide."

Librarian, "Fuck off, you won't return it!"

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May 11, 2024 at 5:22 pm
Be honest, that's a true story. Your first job?
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May 12, 2024 at 5:43 am
From the Everything Is A Dildo If You’re Brave Enough file:

‘There once was a lady name Jill
Who tried dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil.’

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May 12, 2024 at 3:40 pm
(May 11, 2024 at 5:22 pm)no one Wrote: Be honest, that's a true story. Your first job?

No, my first real job was as a receptionist for an IT company.

Then I worked in a morgue.

And, if this had been me, I'd have offered to help.

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RE: joke time
May 13, 2024 at 5:22 am
I don't watch American football, so I don't know who Taylor Swift is. But he sounds fast.

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