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joke time
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What is corruption?
A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?” — Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you. — But mommy said you should stop drinking! — Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer. — Oh, okay! 
My doctor: ‘Are you familiar with syphilis?’
Me: ‘Who cares about some guy pushing a rock up a hill? Tell me my test results!’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
It seems that NASA is going to launch a communications satellite whose sole purpose will be to say ‘Sorry’ to aliens for all the conspiracy theories we’ve made about them.
It will be called the Apollo G. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (May 3, 2024 at 6:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It seems that NASA is going to launch a communications satellite whose sole purpose will be to say ‘Sorry’ to aliens for all the conspiracy theories we’ve made about them. ![[Image: tumblr-static-tumblr-static-focused-v3.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/rccKPFP/tumblr-static-tumblr-static-focused-v3.jpg)
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Farrier: ‘Do you have any experience shooing horses?’
Prospective apprentice: ‘No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (May 8, 2024 at 12:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Farrier: ‘Do you have any experience shooing horses?’ This deserves a shoe in the ass, js.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
At the library...
Customer: "I'm looking for a book on suicide." Librarian, "Fuck off, you won't return it!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Be honest, that's a true story. Your first job?
From the Everything Is A Dildo If You’re Brave Enough file:
‘There once was a lady name Jill Who tried dynamite sticks for a thrill. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And bits of her tits in Brazil.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(May 11, 2024 at 5:22 pm)no one Wrote: Be honest, that's a true story. Your first job? No, my first real job was as a receptionist for an IT company. Then I worked in a morgue. And, if this had been me, I'd have offered to help. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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