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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 18, 2014 at 12:58 pm
A woman rushes into the doctor and asks where her husband is. Because of HIPPA regulations, the office could not confirm he had been there.

The doctor told her, however, I have only seen two men today. One has Alzheimer's and one has A.I.D.S. The woman was horrified and asked what she should do.

The nurse chimed in. "if your husband finds his way home tonight...don't screw him"
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#32
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 18, 2014 at 2:49 pm
'There is safety in numbers'
Unless there are 6,000,000 of you.
And you are all Jews.
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#33
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 18, 2014 at 3:30 pm
If a woman speaks and there isn't a man around to hear her, is she still wrong?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#34
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 18, 2014 at 5:39 pm
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes ???


Nothing, you've already told her twice.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 19, 2014 at 9:40 pm (This post was last modified: October 19, 2014 at 9:40 pm by Losty.)
" That's about as convincing as Hitler accusing the Jews of dying horribly in front of him all the time, but you might actually get away with it." ~BennyBoy

This wasn't a joke but it made me spit coffee all over my phone. LOL
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#36
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 19, 2014 at 9:50 pm
You remind me of Roseanne Barr, only without the charm.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 19, 2014 at 10:02 pm
(October 19, 2014 at 9:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You remind me of Roseanne Barr, only without the charm.

Who is that?
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#38
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 19, 2014 at 10:10 pm
(October 19, 2014 at 10:02 pm)Losty Wrote:
(October 19, 2014 at 9:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You remind me of Roseanne Barr, only without the charm.

Who is that?

Old raunchy comedian lady, dear Smile
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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 19, 2014 at 10:14 pm (This post was last modified: October 19, 2014 at 10:15 pm by Losty.)
(October 19, 2014 at 10:10 pm)TheGulegon Wrote:
(October 19, 2014 at 10:02 pm)Losty Wrote: Who is that?

Old raunchy comedian lady, dear Smile

I remind him of an old raunchy comedian *Losty weeps broken and sad under her blanket*
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(October 19, 2014 at 8:38 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Banned for burdening us with 3rd world problems
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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 19, 2014 at 10:25 pm
(October 19, 2014 at 10:14 pm)Losty Wrote:
(October 19, 2014 at 10:10 pm)TheGulegon Wrote: Old raunchy comedian lady, dear Smile

I remind him of an old raunchy comedian *Losty weeps broken and sad under her blanket*
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(October 19, 2014 at 8:38 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Banned for burdening us with 3rd world problems

Uhhhg Rolleyes She is old NOW, but when she was doing her raunchy standup and TV shows she wasn't! That's how I remember her! And you can be a dirty girl Wink so....
I Heart you Kiss
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