She projected a harsh exterior, but deep inside she had a heart of pure cellulite.
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A heart of fat...
 (September 24, 2014 at 3:29 pm)Blackout Wrote: Ok in Portugal we say this a lot - What do you call a black guy inside a car? A thief
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist 
I was chatting up this bird in a club last night.
"Your dad's a thief," I said. She giggled drunkenly and said, "I know - because he stole the stars and put them in my eyes." I said, "No, because you're from Liverpool."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
A man wearing a stocking mask bursts into a bank. Brandishing a knife, he orders the woman behind the desk to open the safe.
"But sir, this is a sperm bank - we don't have any money in there." " I'm aware of that," he snapped, "just open it!" Reluctantly, she opens the safe. "Now take out one of the bottles and drink it!" he orders. She starts to object, but can't take her eyes off the knife. So, grimacing, she unscrews the bottle and drinks the contents. As she stands there with cum dripping down her chin, he flashes the knife again. "Drink another!" She takes a second bottle and drinks it down. "And another!" Feeling sick, she drinks a third bottle. Her face dripping with cum now, she pleads with the man. "Please, no more!" she begs. The man pulls off his mask, and to her astonishment she sees it's her husband. "Now," he snapped, "what was so fucking hard about that?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
More for me if she won't drink the stuff . . .
Fucking yuck.
 RE: Offensive Jokes
October 21, 2014 at 4:22 am
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2014 at 4:27 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 20, 2014 at 10:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I was chatting up this bird in a club last night. HA! Boru A man is haranguing the crowd at Speaker's Corner. At one point, his passion gets the better of him and he screams out, 'All politicians are arrogant twats!' A bloke at the back shouts back, 'I find that deeply offensive!' 'Why?' asks the speaker. 'Are you a politician?' 'No,' answers the man. 'I'm an arrogant twat.' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Women are always complaining that men are only after one thing.
As opposed to women, who are after fucking everything.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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