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Yet Another Example
#21
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I don't really care what happens to my body when I die. Aside from the fact that I'm listed as a donor. Take whatever is useful, and trash the rest. I'm done with it.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#22
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I think a better idea for the cemetery is to planet a tree on top of the buried. It serve two purposes, first a tree grows, secondly that tree now posses the same atoms that were once used for the person. What more could you ask for from this life, that is coming full circle.
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#23
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Personally I'd like my body to be ground into to cracker meal so the catholics can eat me thinking it's really jesus.
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#24
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(October 17, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Personally I'd like my body to be ground into to cracker meal so the catholics can eat me thinking it's really jesus.
and how would you know what they thought after you are dead?
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#25
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When it was certain that the Master was going to die, his disciples wished to give him a worthy funeral. The Master heard of this and said, “With the sky and the earth for my coffin; the sun and moon and stars for my burial regalia; and all creation to escort me to the grave — could I desire anything more ceremonious and impressive?”
He asked to be left unburied but the disciples wouldn’t hear of it, protesting that he would be eaten by the animals and birds.
“Then make sure you place my staff near me that I might drive them away.” said the Master with a smile,
“How would you manage that? You will be unconscious,”
“In which case it will not matter, will it that I be devoured by the birds and beasts.”
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#26
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(October 18, 2014 at 12:40 am)Aoi Magi Wrote:
(October 17, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Personally I'd like my body to be ground into to cracker meal so the catholics can eat me thinking it's really jesus.
and how would you know what they thought after you are dead?

Catholics eat crackers that they believe magically turn into jesus' human body meat as it's blessed by the magic priest. I would fool them as they would be actually be eating my body in reality vs their imagined jesus.

I just thought ..... ALL Catholics are cannibals???

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#27
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They already drank his blood...they are cannibals from the very beginning
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#28
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(October 17, 2014 at 12:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: of how religion fucks up the world. Using scarce land to bury dead fucks.

Quote:Cemetery overcrowding is an issue that resonates around the world, particularly in its most cramped cities and among religions that forbid or discourage cremation. The reality of relying on finite land resources to cope with the endless stream of the dying has brought about creative solutions.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2014101...c5c63.html

All this foolishness over dead bodies. Once I'm dead you can flip me over and stick a flower pot up my ass. I won't care.

Funerals and weddings are a huge money scam. Yea sure you do those things and that is to be expected, but the price of those things is bullshit.
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#29
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(October 17, 2014 at 1:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I was wondering which of his testicles hangs lower.


(yes women, all men are asymmetrical down there, it is just another trauma us mens has to live with)

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#30
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Doesn't start that way though. Fucking gravity /grumble.
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