I don't really care what happens to my body when I die. Aside from the fact that I'm listed as a donor. Take whatever is useful, and trash the rest. I'm done with it.
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Yet Another Example
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I think a better idea for the cemetery is to planet a tree on top of the buried. It serve two purposes, first a tree grows, secondly that tree now posses the same atoms that were once used for the person. What more could you ask for from this life, that is coming full circle.
Personally I'd like my body to be ground into to cracker meal so the catholics can eat me thinking it's really jesus.
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 (October 17, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Personally I'd like my body to be ground into to cracker meal so the catholics can eat me thinking it's really jesus.and how would you know what they thought after you are dead? 
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When it was certain that the Master was going to die, his disciples wished to give him a worthy funeral. The Master heard of this and said, “With the sky and the earth for my coffin; the sun and moon and stars for my burial regalia; and all creation to escort me to the grave — could I desire anything more ceremonious and impressive?” He asked to be left unburied but the disciples wouldn’t hear of it, protesting that he would be eaten by the animals and birds. “Then make sure you place my staff near me that I might drive them away.” said the Master with a smile, “How would you manage that? You will be unconscious,” “In which case it will not matter, will it that I be devoured by the birds and beasts.” RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 10:22 am
(This post was last modified: October 18, 2014 at 10:24 am by Brakeman.)
(October 18, 2014 at 12:40 am)Aoi Magi Wrote:(October 17, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Personally I'd like my body to be ground into to cracker meal so the catholics can eat me thinking it's really jesus.and how would you know what they thought after you are dead? Catholics eat crackers that they believe magically turn into jesus' human body meat as it's blessed by the magic priest. I would fool them as they would be actually be eating my body in reality vs their imagined jesus. I just thought ..... ALL Catholics are cannibals??? . .
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They already drank his blood...they are cannibals from the very beginning
  (October 17, 2014 at 1:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I was wondering which of his testicles hangs lower. We know and we think it explains a lot about you. 
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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October 18, 2014 at 12:47 pm
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Doesn't start that way though. Fucking gravity /grumble.
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