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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 17, 2015 at 4:35 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 1:24 am)Nope Wrote: May the Spaghetti Monster touch you all with his noodly appendages and cover you with his hot love sauce

God. Please. Yes.

* Violet sighs.

Sometimes, the fleshworld is just too... 'real'... cant get what all you want Undecided
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 17, 2015 at 4:36 pm
All hail Alice queen of goddess of the forums! Big Grin
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 17, 2015 at 5:36 pm
I'd just like to point out that none of you did the Kenosha Kid...
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 17, 2015 at 5:42 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 5:36 pm)DeadChannel Wrote: I'd just like to point out that none of you did the Kenosha Kid...

But.. why would anyone want to though?
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 17, 2015 at 6:06 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 4:36 pm)dyresand Wrote: All hail Alice queen of goddess of the forums! Big Grin

* Violet is starting to understand just what the other gods see in having worshipers...

But, i'm not planning to be possessive of you... go worship whatever you like Tongue
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 17, 2015 at 6:35 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 5:42 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(January 17, 2015 at 5:36 pm)DeadChannel Wrote: I'd just like to point out that none of you did the Kenosha Kid...

But.. why would anyone want to though?

Because not doing the Kenosha Kid is a sin. Of course, no one ever has. In order to gain enterence into The Zone, one must repent w/ prayer and fan mail that will never be answered.

But yeah, you never did the Kenosha Kid.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 17, 2015 at 6:48 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 6:35 pm)DeadChannel Wrote:
(January 17, 2015 at 5:42 pm)dyresand Wrote: But.. why would anyone want to though?

Because not doing the Kenosha Kid is a sin. Of course, no one ever has. In order to gain enterence into The Zone, one must repent w/ prayer and fan mail that will never be answered.

But yeah, you never did the Kenosha Kid.

But... Kenosha Kid is a kid.... O_o.... so no i won't....
ill stick my junk in a toaster before i even do that.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 17, 2015 at 8:17 pm (This post was last modified: January 17, 2015 at 8:18 pm by Roxy904.)
Two questions:
What in ASDFGHJKL's name is the Kenosha Kid?
And, to MysticKnight, how do you explain asexuals then?
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm
(January 17, 2015 at 8:17 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: Two questions:
What in ASDFGHJKL's name is the Kenosha Kid?
And, to MysticKnight, how do you explain asexuals then?

In his world, they're obviously the infidels Smile

As to the first, no clue.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 18, 2015 at 12:29 pm (This post was last modified: January 18, 2015 at 12:29 pm by Mystic.)
(January 17, 2015 at 8:17 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: Two questions:
What in ASDFGHJKL's name is the Kenosha Kid?
And, to MysticKnight, how do you explain asexuals then?

They don't experience divinity but can hear about it from others. It doesn't change the highest pleasure (sex god) is experienced in sex.
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