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Have You Ever Cursed God?
#11
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
I have talked about how evil Yahweh acts, and how Jesus isn't a whole lot better than he is. Does that count?
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
Fuck you god, you stupid cunt

...

...!!

*sneeze*

False alarm
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#13
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
(May 6, 2015 at 11:24 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Have you ever just said something to the effect of "Fuck you, god" just to show theists that you would not die?

Never crossed my mind. I didn't tell Santa to go fuck himself either. You see, to make that phrase meaningful it needs someone actually existing.

When I was a child I said something about church being stupid. Does that count?
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#14
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
I just really don't see the point...at all.
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- Thomas Jefferson
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#15
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
If it's fun, then that's a point Smile If it's not, then sure there would be no point.

"Curse you God for making me this way!" (Richard Herring)
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#16
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
Don't Christians just say something about how the bible didn't refer to ACTUAL death, but separation from God after we die?...or some bullshit re-interpretation of what the words actually say. You know just finding a flaw doesn't phase most of them, they just say it says what they want it to say, not what it actually says, lol.

And I say god damn it all the time, but that is reflex habit. I try not to refer to god at all, though.
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#17
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
(May 6, 2015 at 12:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Who?  Me?

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Oh may the gods of atheism strike me down if I ever suspected you.  You are the epitome of meekness.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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#18
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
Portraying the Jesus with an elephant's trunk up His ass trumpeting the call of atheism would seem to exceed a mere curse by a factor of about trillion.

So, the rest of you need to try harder.


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#19
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
Every time I curse I'm cursing God because he's everywhere and everything. And especially when I'm cursing at nothing at all.

If he's offended, he's keeping quiet about it.

I did get an email from God once:

"As has become clear, I can't actually do anything to you. And I don't even know where you are. But one day I'm gonna find out, and then I'll send some of my more unbalanced followers round to cause you some minor inconvenience!"
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#20
RE: Have You Ever Cursed God?
(May 6, 2015 at 12:26 pm)robvalue Wrote: If it's fun, then that's a point Smile If it's not, then sure there would be no point.

"Curse you God for making me this way!" (Richard Herring)

"...for making me this way."

Then suicide is the most  outspoken way to curse god. But that's no fun.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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