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rexbeccarox Offline
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#21
RE: Tell me...
September 21, 2015 at 4:53 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 12:00 pm)TRJF Wrote: "... did you sail across the sun, did you make it to the milky way..."

is now stuck in my head for all eternity, by the way, thanks to the title of this thread.

At least it's a good song.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#22
RE: Tell me...
September 21, 2015 at 5:27 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 5:27 pm by Neo-Scholastic.)
So you want loud?

LISTEN YOU GODLESS PINKO COCKLEPERS! JESUS CAME TO RESCUE YOUR LAME ASSES FROM THE FUCKING LAKE OF FIRE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO COCKED UP TO REPENT AND LET HIM INTO YOUR SMALL CHARCOAL BLACK HEARTS AS YOUR PERSONAL FUCKING LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or something like that?
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#23
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September 21, 2015 at 5:29 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 5:29 pm by Crossless2.0.)
(September 21, 2015 at 12:00 pm)TRJF Wrote: "... did you sail across the sun, did you make it to the milky way..."

is now stuck in my head for all eternity, by the way, thanks to the title of this thread.

So . . . uh . . . Did Venus blow your mind?   Tongue

*Runs for the door*
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#24
RE: Tell me...
September 21, 2015 at 5:29 pm
Cocklepers? That's a new one...
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#25
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September 21, 2015 at 5:31 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 5:29 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Cocklepers? That's a new one...

Cocks so vile only Jesus would minister to them.
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#26
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September 21, 2015 at 6:02 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 6:05 pm by Spooky.)
(September 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm)Godschild Wrote:  Nothing you posted said anything about Christians witnessing about Christ with words, those verses said to be responsible in our witness.

GC


Elaborate...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#27
RE: Tell me...
September 22, 2015 at 12:02 am
(September 21, 2015 at 4:36 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 4:17 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Here's a gem from Jesus:

Matthew 10:5 (CEV) =  "Jesus sent out the twelve apostles with these instructions:

Stay away from the Gentiles and don’t go to any Samaritan town."

Hey Wyrd, your posts are always really weird lol.

Yep, Jesus said some weird crap.
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#28
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September 22, 2015 at 1:06 am
(September 22, 2015 at 12:02 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 4:36 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hey Wyrd, your posts are always really weird lol.

Yep, Jesus said some weird crap.


Wyrd, you should put a picture up on your avatar. Preferably a picture of you.  Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#29
RE: Tell me...
September 22, 2015 at 3:14 am
(September 22, 2015 at 1:06 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(September 22, 2015 at 12:02 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Yep, Jesus said some weird crap.


Wyrd, you should put a picture up on your avatar. Preferably a picture of you.  Smile

It's like God ...you know, if you see his face, you'll die! (Not sure what you'll die from though?)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#30
RE: Tell me...
September 22, 2015 at 3:17 am
(September 21, 2015 at 5:29 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 12:00 pm)TRJF Wrote: "... did you sail across the sun, did you make it to the milky way..."

is now stuck in my head for all eternity, by the way, thanks to the title of this thread.

So . . . uh . . . Did Venus blow your mind?   Tongue

*Runs for the door*

Was it everything you wanted to find?
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?
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