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 (September 24, 2015 at 11:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Children are always sticky and you don't know where they've been. Yeah well, we were all once sticky kids.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
 (September 24, 2015 at 11:26 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Yeah well, we were all once sticky kids. That is debatable. I doubt I was ever truly a kid.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (September 24, 2015 at 11:26 pm)Kitan Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 11:26 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Yeah well, we were all once sticky kids. Whoever changed your diapers disagrees.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
(September 24, 2015 at 11:28 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Whoever changed your diapers disagrees. I changed my own diapers. 
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
You kids are totally adorable, King!
I would share a video of mine, but I don't want to hog your limelight, lol.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead 
I didn't like other kids when I was a kid
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(September 24, 2015 at 11:29 pm)Kitan Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 11:28 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Whoever changed your diapers disagrees. Would that mine had. The girls are about two years apart. I had horrible morning sickness with the second. The first not only got used to my throwing up while changing her first thing in the morning, she'd giggle and imitate the sound. Best joke ever (if you're under two). 
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
Felt kinda bad for laughing....it sounded like she went through the floor!
Your girls are extremely extradorable. I just made that word up....but it could be yours, for a small fee. 
 (September 24, 2015 at 10:40 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: Thought it would be fun to post some hilarious things kids do or say. These can be your kids, neighbors, nephews, nieces, kid in the grocery store, whatever. Kids are hilarious. I wanted to start with a little video of my twins when they were three years old. They were on my bed playing with the laundry and we had a nice mirror on the dresser. A perfect opportunity to put on a performance, right? **No children were actually harmed during the filming of this** Bwahahahaha! Oh man I feel so bad for laughing. But that's the great thing about kids... they're like Tiggers; they bounce! Those girls couldn't have gotten any more adorable... riiiiiiight up to the last few seconds. Thanks for sharing that, KP!
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love. 
Not so much funny, but a neat moment ... I'd been teaching him to bicycle with training wheels, inching them up. The big day comes (unbeknownst to him) and we head down to the park. There's a huge wedding party there next to the bike path, and they see me taking off the wheels, so some of them line up. I'm thinking "I get to do the Dad running alongside thing", so I steady him, and don't you know that boy hit the pedals like his feet were on fire and left me behind ... as the onlookers gave him a big round of applause.
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