After this I don't think Tesla will be contacting god for tech assistance.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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DWP - Driving while Praying
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I believe she prayed for strength to survive hitting a brick wall! God delivered once again...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Saw the title, thought it was going to be another dig at the Department for Work and Pensions, my former bosses (or as one delightful old lady put it, for Walking Pencils).
Read further, saw it was even more painful. I hope everyone involved is okay, but fuxxake.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (July 13, 2016 at 7:58 am)Stimbo Wrote: Saw the title, thought it was going to be another dig at the Department for Work and Pensions, my former bosses (or as one delightful old lady put it, for Walking Pencils). Yeah, I would never have posted it if someone got hurt. No one was injured.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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God can receive transmissions from a person praying while in motion ??
Seems like there is near universal acceptance across all Protestant and Catholic churches that they pray while STATIONARY. Sit in the pew, pray. Stand in place, pray. Raise your hands (while not walking around) and pray. Stand at the podium and lead a prayer. Join hands and pray. I'm not seeing anything here to indicate a prayer while in motion is gonna work, other wise the churches would be doing it. I'd suggest an ecclesiastic committee commence an investigation for heresy. We need the faithful to start cracking down on these divergent thoughts and practices. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 RE: DWP - Driving while Praying
July 13, 2016 at 11:58 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2016 at 11:59 am by robvalue.)
I don't know why you have to do a particular ritual anyway. God is already reading your mind 24/7 so he knows exactly what you want to say to him and what stupid shit you're gonna ask for.
He also knows what I think about him, and he seems totally cool with it. Feel free to send me a private message.
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He just gets off hearing you beg.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
That would be consistent. This whole shebang is one big ego trip for him, after all.
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum  (July 13, 2016 at 6:20 am)Godschild Wrote:(July 13, 2016 at 5:40 am)Mr.wizard Wrote: This sounds like she fell asleep, was texting, or just speeding and lost control. She probably just said she was praying, trying to get a little sympathy. Exactly, just their minds ....
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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