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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

Poll: What do you think they'll do?
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take it and admire it in private
20.00%
 2 20.00%
take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it
60.00%
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keep walking
10.00%
 1 10.00%
smash it
10.00%
 1 10.00%
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 6:37 am
So is any Christian still answering questions? I know that some Christian denominations are bent on keeping relics, no matter what it's validity is, so I was seriously wondering if you (Christian) went to, let's say Holy Land, and found Jesus' turd preserved to this day, belonging to nobody, and you knew with 100% certainty that it was indeed his would you:
a) take it and admire it in private
b) take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it
c) keep walking
d) smash it

I'm also making poll for atheists of what they think a regular Christian would do, since it seems there aren't enough Christians here to make poll just for them and there seems to be option for making only one poll.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am
You left out the obvious option, which is sell it to the highest bidder. I'm sure there's a tidy sum to be made.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am
Holy coprolite!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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August 17, 2016 at 6:41 am
I'm pretty sure it's going to be b for most people.
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August 17, 2016 at 7:24 am
I would start my own cult. Church of the Holy Octopus.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 7:33 am
They'll take it with them and worship it and probably make a statue for prayers.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 8:24 am
ROFLOL

Suddenly Christianity would become crazy to the rest of the world.

"What? Christians are worshipping his turd now? Jesus Christ!"
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August 17, 2016 at 8:25 am
Additional side joke: Christianity is crazy enough already!
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 8:50 am
(August 17, 2016 at 8:24 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: "What? Christians are worshipping his turd now? Jesus Christ!"

Why? Aren't you aware of the cults worshipping the foreskin of Jesus for centuries. There are different churches holding a Sanctum praeputium at some point, attracting pilgrims. Which either points to Jesus having had a prick like a tree trunk or to some of them being wrong. But nevertheless, why is a turd cult more absurd than reality already is?
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 17, 2016 at 8:57 am
It isn't more absurd. Just a lot of idiots would think it is, I reckon. Religion is already maximally absurd.

As Sam Harris said, back when George. W. Bush was president:

Sam harris Wrote:The president of the United States has claimed, on more than one occasion, to be in dialogue with God. If he said that he was talking to God through his hairdryer, this would precipitate a national emergency. I fail to see how the addition of a hairdryer makes the claim more ridiculous or offensive
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