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RE: Death Row Meal
December 11, 2016 at 10:27 pm
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(December 11, 2016 at 10:25 pm)Emjay Wrote: (December 11, 2016 at 10:10 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Try Buckfast, I don't think you'd like it.
I'd definitely have that with my last meal along with a good ol' sausage supper.
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Yeah, chances are I wouldn't... I don't really like any alcohol, especially spirits, unless it's sweet... and even then it's just because it gets rid of the taste of alcohol. I drink it for the sake of Dutch courage sometimes but that's it... I don't enjoy it so once I'm merry it's back to cokes etc. So Absinth was a pleasant but unexpected surprise... a spirit sweet enough for me to happily drink neat. But anyway, what is Buckfast?
So you're on Mistress Ploppy last meal diet then? Sausages or nothing 
It's a tonic wine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine
It gets a bad rep for being associated with neds (Scottish chavs) but it's not really that bad. Just assholes abuse it but you could say that about any drink really.
Quote:So you're on Mistress Ploppy last meal diet then? Sausages or nothing
I'm a sucker for sausages
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RE: Death Row Meal
December 11, 2016 at 10:34 pm
A piece of my mom's lasagna and a piece of her cheesecake. From when she was healthy enough to spend the time to make them and they were the best damned lasagna and cheesecake ever made.
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RE: Death Row Meal
December 11, 2016 at 10:44 pm
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(December 11, 2016 at 10:27 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: (December 11, 2016 at 10:25 pm)Emjay Wrote: Yeah, chances are I wouldn't... I don't really like any alcohol, especially spirits, unless it's sweet... and even then it's just because it gets rid of the taste of alcohol. I drink it for the sake of Dutch courage sometimes but that's it... I don't enjoy it so once I'm merry it's back to cokes etc. So Absinth was a pleasant but unexpected surprise... a spirit sweet enough for me to happily drink neat. But anyway, what is Buckfast?
So you're on Mistress Ploppy last meal diet then? Sausages or nothing
It's a tonic wine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine
It gets a bad rep for being associated with neds (Scottish chavs) but it's not really that bad. Just assholes abuse it but you could say that about any drink really.
Quote:So you're on Mistress Ploppy last meal diet then? Sausages or nothing
I'm a sucker for sausages
I'm not really one for wine either (what a surprise ) except for sherry in small doses, because - you guessed it - it's sweet  but this one does say it has caffeine in it so that's a start
Yeah, I love me sausages too. Pro-tip if you want a really good sausage go for one that's gluten free. I had one at a dinner party recently (but at the time didn't know it was gluten free) and I couldn't put my finger on it but it just tasted so much meatier than a regular sausage... like a sausage with bacon in it. It was lovely and I asked the hostess about it and it turns out that usually sausages contain all sorts of wheat-related stuff but when they're gluten free they have to take that out and replace it with actual meat So a gluten free sausage is like 99% meat.
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RE: Death Row Meal
December 11, 2016 at 11:17 pm
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I'd have me a thick sirloin done rare, sauteed mushrooms and onions, and roasted red potatoes, washed down with two or three RABC Brewhouse Brown Ales, or a couple of good black-and-tans. They'd need a gurney to get me to the death-room, I'd be so full.
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RE: Death Row Meal
December 11, 2016 at 11:17 pm
A large bottle of oxycodone. Then can execute me if I'm still alive when it's gone.
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RE: Death Row Meal
December 12, 2016 at 12:00 am
Though i'll never have to worry about this as Canada banned the death penalty ages ago
I'd choose some General Tso chicken with some Chicken chop sue and some Honey garlic ribs washed down with some Kahlua
I think that would do
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RE: Death Row Meal
December 12, 2016 at 1:08 am
Oh, ribs. How could I forget you. Add some nice, tender ribs to my death row meal.
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RE: Death Row Meal
December 12, 2016 at 1:17 am
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I've been relentlessly hungry all day. I could still do two Morningstar sausage biscuits, a bowl of Wheaties, apple pie and biscuit pudding. Endless water to drink.
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RE: Death Row Meal
December 12, 2016 at 1:45 am
A mushroom burger high as a stack of bibles, steak fries, a bottle of ketchup, creme brûlée stout, flan, water, and a blunt. Also tacos. Of course.
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RE: Death Row Meal
December 12, 2016 at 7:23 am
Sushi. Mountains of it
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