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Death Row Meal
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#32
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A piece of my mom's lasagna and a piece of her cheesecake. From when she was healthy enough to spend the time to make them and they were the best damned lasagna and cheesecake ever made.
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-Stephen Jay Gould
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#33
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#34
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I'd have me a thick sirloin done rare, sauteed mushrooms and onions, and roasted red potatoes, washed down with two or three RABC Brewhouse Brown Ales, or a couple of good black-and-tans. They'd need a gurney to get me to the death-room, I'd be so full.

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#35
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A large bottle of oxycodone. Then can execute me if I'm still alive when it's gone.
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#36
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Though i'll never have to worry about this as Canada banned the death penalty ages ago

I'd choose some General Tso chicken with some Chicken chop sue and some Honey garlic ribs  washed down with some Kahlua

I think that would do
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#37
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Oh, ribs. How could I forget you. Add some nice, tender ribs to my death row meal.
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#38
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I've been relentlessly hungry all day. I could still do two Morningstar sausage biscuits, a bowl of Wheaties, apple pie and biscuit pudding. Endless water to drink.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#39
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A mushroom burger high as a stack of bibles, steak fries, a bottle of ketchup, creme brûlée stout, flan, water, and a blunt. Also tacos. Of course.
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#40
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Sushi. Mountains of it
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