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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:42 pm
You must have one skinny little ass for it to hang in far enough to get your mitt wet when you wipe. Got to be big enough not to fall in. I just meet that criterion, myself.
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:46 pm
Them German shitters are strange. They put the poo on display with a shelf.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:53 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2017 at 9:55 pm by Alex K.)
The ones with the shelf seem to be typically German and I think are testimony to our past obsession with colonal health and digestion. I haven't seen one in some time though, none of the houses we rented for the past 10 years had one, so they seem to be going away.
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:55 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 9:53 pm)Alex K Wrote: The ones with the shelf seem to be typically German and I think are testimony to our past obsession with colonal health and digestion. I haven't seen one in some time though, none of the houses we rented for the past 10 years had one.


Take a picture of your toilet so I can see what you haz.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:59 pm
ROFLOL

This thread! For real. Lmao
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 10:11 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2017 at 10:15 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
(May 7, 2017 at 8:20 pm)KUSA Wrote: Has anyone tried this? I really hate reaching in the toilet. Sometimes my knuckles touch the cold water and it grosses me out.

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1. Ew, your hands touch the poop water??? Gross!!

2. Try standing up off the toilet a little bit to wipe. Its what i do.

3. That thing looks amazing!
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 10:27 pm
BTW, since starting fiber therapy (2 Fibercon twice a day) I am no longer beset by the curse of Neptune's Kiss.

Bigger (read that as longer) poos less often with better internal consistency allows for breaking the surface of the water while still extruding. So nothing is in freefall and the still waters indeed run deep.


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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 10:27 pm
Lift one cheek and wipe from behind.
Those devices look like they'd be a pain in the arse to use.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 10:31 pm
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 10:45 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 8:20 pm)KUSA Wrote: Has anyone tried this? I really hate reaching in the toilet. Sometimes my knuckles touch the cold water and it grosses me out.

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