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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 11:34 pm
(May 8, 2017 at 11:07 pm)emjay Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 10:47 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: what food group is dingleberry in ?

What is a dingleberry? I've got a guess what it is, after CL mentioning it (combined with you being weird Wink), but just want to be sure Wink


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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 8, 2017 at 11:56 pm
(May 8, 2017 at 11:34 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 11:07 pm)emjay Wrote: What is a dingleberry? I've got a guess what it is, after CL mentioning it (combined with you being weird Wink), but just want to be sure Wink


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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 12:11 am
Why the fuck is this thread still going on? Lol
Bunch of weirdos (says the Mexican as she's eating a tortilla with strawberry jam).
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 12:33 am
(May 9, 2017 at 12:11 am)Mamacita Wrote: Why the fuck is this thread still going on? Lol
Bunch of weirdos (says the Mexican as she's eating a tortilla with strawberry jam).

I haven't tried that.

Sounds an interesting idea.

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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 12:37 am (This post was last modified: May 9, 2017 at 12:38 am by J a c k.)
(May 9, 2017 at 12:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 12:11 am)Mamacita Wrote: Why the fuck is this thread still going on? Lol
Bunch of weirdos (says the Mexican as she's eating a tortilla with strawberry jam).

I haven't tried that.

Sounds an interesting idea.

Big Grin

Guilty pleasure. I wasn't hungry.
Not until some people thought it was a good idea to talk about food in front of me. Even showed a picture of a tasty looking dinner plate. Then the cravings started.

Then I stumbled across this thread. Don't mind me. I'll dig up some trail mix and baby carrots. No probs. No loss of appetite here.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 12:38 am (This post was last modified: May 9, 2017 at 12:40 am by Catholic_Lady.)
(May 8, 2017 at 11:34 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 8, 2017 at 11:07 pm)emjay Wrote: What is a dingleberry? I've got a guess what it is, after CL mentioning it (combined with you being weird Wink), but just want to be sure Wink


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Haahahababsnsaz!!!!!!!
As the illustration shows, a dingleberry is a crusty hard little piece of poop stuck on the butt hairs.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 12:47 am
generally it's an admixture of poo and TP, and whatever else might be lurking there; random concretions, exudates, prior berries, generalized excrescence, and maybe even cooties of several possible varieties and origins . . .
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 1:35 am
European toilets make it impossible for your hand to accidentally touch the water.
On the other hand, free fall is a common event... But you can work it so that out falls on the porcelain and skids down, instead of directly falling into the water.

As for wiping, there's this new invention, washlets. They claim to be flushable, but don't do that.. They're not, they don't decompose in water like tp, so they can clog up the pipes. Anyway, one is usually enough to clean up everything back there.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 1:43 am (This post was last modified: May 9, 2017 at 1:43 am by SteelCurtain.)
(May 9, 2017 at 12:37 am)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 12:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't tried that.

Sounds an interesting idea.

Big Grin

Guilty pleasure. I wasn't hungry.
Not until some people thought it was a good idea to talk about food in front of me. Even showed a picture of a tasty looking dinner plate. Then the cravings started.

Then I stumbled across this thread. Don't mind me. I'll dig up some trail mix and baby carrots. No probs. No loss of appetite here.

Keep my name outcha mouf. Wink
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 1:44 am
(May 9, 2017 at 1:43 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 12:37 am)Mamacita Wrote: Guilty pleasure. I wasn't hungry.
Not until some people thought it was a good idea to talk about food in front of me. Even showed a picture of a tasty looking dinner plate. Then the cravings started.

Then I stumbled across this thread. Don't mind me. I'll dig up some trail mix and baby carrots. No probs. No loss of appetite here.

Keep my name outcha mouf. Wink

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