It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH!

[Astonished]

Aw, hell, I forgot about the Daleks too! Oh, but they're individuals (even though they act as a group/army). I didn't watch any of it prior to the 2005 series so I'm not really sure what kind of death and destruction they have on their resume before, but they're pretty evil. I don't remember if I ever saw them actually destroy an entire planet, and because of how the Time War was fought, it sounds like any of the shit they did just got reversed before it could take effect, which would cancel it out. Man, Yahweh would have been SO much better at his job if he could fuck with time, but apparently the best he can do is stop the sun from moving in the sky to make a day a little longer.

Or the Galactic Empire. But then, who do you blame, Emperor Palpatine or Darth Vader? I think Vader was calling most of the shots, like destroying Alderaan with the Death Star. And now in the Force Awakens, the Starkiller Base was able to do that to like half a dozen planets in one go, and even Rick Sanchez can't hold a candle to that, as far as I know...but then again, who do you lay the blame on for that? The army leaders? Snoke? The rest of the army is pretty much brainwashed so they have no say in any of it. It's so hard to put a face to anything where there's a big group.

[Nay_Sayer]

I would go with Moo-Ham-Ed, what with being a war mongering pedophile but yahweh has the numbers in genocides.

[Aoi Magi]

Stop setting the bar at infinity

[vorlon13]

No one wants to nominate me?

I've posted about wanting to double entry fuck Jesus' nail holes with Brett Favre using Fidel Castro's shit as lubricant !! What more do you people want !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JackRussell]

No one wants to nominate me?

I've posted about wanting to double entry fuck Jesus' nail holes with Brett Favre using Fidel Castro's shit as lubricant !!    What more do you people want !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You didn't say that you would enjoy it

[Astonished]

No one wants to nominate me?

I've posted about wanting to double entry fuck Jesus' nail holes with Brett Favre using Fidel Castro's shit as lubricant !!    What more do you people want !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But that ignores the fact that all parties involved actually deserve that treatment.

[Edwardo Piet]

Is waterboarding the worst form of torture? I'm not sure if it is.

Anyways, whatever is the worst form of torture or most painful death... whoever inflicted that is worse than Yahweh. I'm not moved by greater number of deaths.

[Astonished]

Is waterboarding the worst form of torture? I'm not sure if it is.

Anyways, whatever is the worst form of torture or most painful death... whoever inflicted that is worse than Yahweh. I'm not moved by greater number of deaths.

That doesn't really speak well about your judgment...not trying to be a jerk, but that's kind of a lousy metric you're using there. Let's not forget the idea of eternal hellfire is supposed to stem from the wrath of Yahweh and his bastard kid.

[Joshua martin pryce]

I know it's probably impossible, as the character of Yahweh described in just about any text containing details about this fictional character is guilty of global genocide and further genocides (I can't remember the exact death count but the estimate would embarrass every dictator rolled into one) among other unspeakable wickedness. But I thought it would be fun to try. So, who's worse than Yahweh? Or a runner-up? Just throw out a name and we'll see how they measure up.

I'd like to nominate Rick Sanchez. This man claims to have done something massively destructive 'on a planetary scale' which suggests it rivals that of Yahweh's global flood. Since the exact population of either cannot be determined, it's impossible to say who wrought more destruction, but Rick is certainly a strong competitor right out of the gate.

Then let's consider how he Cronenberged up the world in his own dimension of C-137. While unintentional, that was still a huge dick move on his part and he made no third attempt to try and correct it; at worst he would have killed them all and really, what would have been the difference since he and Morty abandoned it for an alternate dimension where they replaced their dead selves? But this was a planetary catastrophe of at least 6 billion and it's highly dubious that the Yahweh pool party claimed that high of a death count. But then, Rick didn't actually KILL anyone (although if the Cronenbergs were cognizant of what happened to them, I'm sure it would be considered a fate worse than death). It's a bit subjective, but you can certainly chalk up two devastated civilizations to Rick at this point.

Yahweh endorses slavery wholeheartedly. He even says how bad you can beat your slaves. Rick created an entire universe inside a box to run his car battery. While they were for the most part autonomous, they were being deceived and did have to spend a portion of their time producing power for him even though they were capable of benefiting from it too. But the bottom line is, Rick created them to serve him with zero care for them personally, even teaching them incorrectly what the raised middle finger meant, or the meaning of the phrases 'fuck you' and 'blow me'. Yahweh, it can hardly be argued, created us to stroke his own ego in this same way, so we are hardly any less mere playthings than the green-skinned folk in Rick's Microverse. I would say this is just barely more in favor of Yahweh since Rick never actually killed any of them (even his rival Zeep Zanflorp) out of malice or amusement. He did, however, cruelly tell a few of them that their existences were meaningless; actually, that shows more honesty of character than Yahweh, too. Yahweh in this round is worse than Rick, apparently.

I could go on but I'd like to hear what others have to say about either Rick or anyone else they care to nominate. Have at it and have fun!

your forgetting that the bible says that god doesnt cause illnesses and death he lets the devil do these things. he does everything in a just way. theres eternal life re-severed for people who love and are faithful to him.

[chimp3]

your forgetting that the bible says that god doesnt cause illnesses and death he lets the devil do these things. he does everything in a just way. theres eternal life re-severed for people who love and are faithful to him.

Learn your Bible: Exo 15:26 He said, "If you will carefully obey the LORD your God, do what is right in his eyes, listen to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, then I won't inflict on you all the diseases that I inflicted on the Egyptians, because I am the LORD your healer."