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Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
#11
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
(October 12, 2017 at 9:13 pm)Joods Wrote:
(October 12, 2017 at 3:17 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ken...D=ref_fark

Oh, dear.

Somebody should egg his motherfuckin house and light a bag of dog poop on fire on his door step.

Grenades count as "eggs", right?
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#12
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
So! I should answer the door dressed as Zombie Jesus and say "Eat my flesh! Drink my blood!"? I'm game!
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#13
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
(October 12, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 12, 2017 at 9:13 pm)Joods Wrote: Somebody should egg his motherfuckin house and light a bag of dog poop on fire on his door step.

Grenades count as "eggs", right?

Erm.... dur!
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#14
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
His house is totally getting egged and toilet papered.

I'm not a fan of victim blaming, but in this case... not really sure you can call someone a victim when they're an outright asshole like this, and the end result is getting egged and toilet papered.
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#15
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
(October 12, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 12, 2017 at 9:13 pm)Joods Wrote: Somebody should egg his motherfuckin house and light a bag of dog poop on fire on his door step.

Grenades count as "eggs", right?

Grand Slam bombs count as eggs in this case.
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#16
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
And I thought the dentist in our neighborhood was a dick for handing out tooth brushes.

Getting even is better with frozen eggs.
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#17
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
The one thing fundie Christians, Muslims, and the Church of Social Justice are united on. Halloween.
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#18
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
Remember, it's bad. 'Cause druids and stuff 'mmkay?
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#19
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
What a fantastic waste of perfectly fine paper. Really. That's all I can envision in my head, is a trash heaps worth of that bullshit.

Funny too how he's getting people (specifically their kids?) to pay Ham to advertise for Ham.

Shmucks.
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#20
RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
Yep. Trees died for this.
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