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Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 3:17 pm
Quote:In a new blog post, Ham said all of those trick-or-treaters coming to the door on Oct. 31 provided “a fantastic opportunity to share the saving gospel with your friends and neighbors.”
Ham’s message was actually a sales pitch for his organization’s “Halloween Learn & Share Kits,” which include religious pamphlets as well as fake money with Bible messages that are intended to be given out to candy-seeking children:
![[Image: 59df1b881500002000da1109.jpeg?ops=scalef..._noupscale]](https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/59df1b881500002000da1109.jpeg?ops=scalefit_720_noupscale)
The fake million-dollar bills come with either a picture of a dinosaur or Noah’s Ark on the front, with ominous warnings of damnation on the reverse side.
“Try ‘reverse-trick-or-treating’ when you bring a basket of goodies to bless your neighbors,” he wrote on the Answers in Genesis website. “Include a gospel booklet with your home-baked or store-bought treats. This is a great way to encourage your kids to give and bless others as well as share the gospel as a family.”
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ken...D=ref_fark
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 3:23 pm
(This post was last modified: October 12, 2017 at 3:24 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
So, basically, a christian theme haunted house where a ghoul answers the door and cons children with fake currency while scaring the shit out of them? Now -that's- holiday spirit!
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 3:24 pm
I want to ruin Ken Ham.
With a speeding bus.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 3:26 pm
I'd settle for the idiot in Bombay who keeps calling me about my computer screwing up the internet pooping in Ken Ham's mouth.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 3:28 pm
I hope the little fuckers toilet paper his house..... and his fucking ark.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 3:30 pm
Aint nobody got time for the ark park on halloween.....we do zombie paintball round hur!
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 3:40 pm
I'm guessing Ken Ham's house is going to get egged.
Hard.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 8:43 pm
Hallowe'en is a xtian fucking observance, for fucks sake.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 9:13 pm
(October 12, 2017 at 3:17 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Quote:In a new blog post, Ham said all of those trick-or-treaters coming to the door on Oct. 31 provided “a fantastic opportunity to share the saving gospel with your friends and neighbors.”
Ham’s message was actually a sales pitch for his organization’s “Halloween Learn & Share Kits,” which include religious pamphlets as well as fake money with Bible messages that are intended to be given out to candy-seeking children:
The fake million-dollar bills come with either a picture of a dinosaur or Noah’s Ark on the front, with ominous warnings of damnation on the reverse side.
“Try ‘reverse-trick-or-treating’ when you bring a basket of goodies to bless your neighbors,” he wrote on the Answers in Genesis website. “Include a gospel booklet with your home-baked or store-bought treats. This is a great way to encourage your kids to give and bless others as well as share the gospel as a family.”
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ken...D=ref_fark
Oh, dear.
Somebody should egg his motherfuckin house and light a bag of dog poop on fire on his door step.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
October 12, 2017 at 9:21 pm
You know, if Ham was genuine in his goals, he would be giving these "kits" away free to anyone who wants them, or at least providing them at cost.
But, no. He worships the almighty dollar.
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