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Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 3:12 pm
(November 30, 2017 at 3:01 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Just please, nobody choose me.  It will literally be:

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Great meme, that would be me too. I freak out over my cat. Once thought he ate a plastic tab from a milk jug, $300 and an X ray later at the vet, found out he did not.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 3:24 pm
Valkyrie, because she can teach my kids about how to be ninjas with scalpels.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm
Catholic Lady, my husband and probably a few other people. I'd let Leo and Darwinian babysit, probs Synackaon, theVoid, Violet and real life friends/family who've come here. There are others. No hurt feelings. I just can't remember everyone. Pretty much my kids will be badasses, so any of you can try to babysit them. Good luck with that.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 3:43 pm
(November 30, 2017 at 2:56 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: CIJS...I cannot believe how many of you chose me, the in-house wino, to be responsible for your children.  You are all terrible parents, and should be ashamed of yourselves.  ?❤️


You mean you don't just play a wino online?  Huh, good thing I don't have any kids .. but you can't watch the dogs either cause .. wino!
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 3:43 pm
If anyone chooses me I will question your sanity.

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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 3:49 pm
Jack.

Joods.

Losty.

Jack and Joods.

Jack and Joods and Losty!

Jack an Jill!

Jack and Joods went to the woods and got Losty!

I'm so confuzzled!

Also, possibly, still a little drunk!

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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 3:51 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2017 at 3:53 pm by J a c k.)
(November 30, 2017 at 3:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Jack.

Joods.

Losty.

Jack and Joods.

Jack and Joods and Losty!

Jack an Jill!

Jack and Joods went to the woods and got Losty!

I'm so confuzzled!

Also, possibly, still a little drunk!

ROFLOL
I also forgot to mention robbypants. My kids would love his kid.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 7:07 pm
ok ... i don't know you all.. yet, but from what i already know hmm ... I'd choose mlmooney89, Losty and Jack .... and poca like a good father ...  Smile
and i also thought about Lady Val because she's crazy and kids like it but as she wants to question my sanity, i'll give up her services... she can stay a good aunt Val Tongue
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 7:26 pm
LR.

They'd be too young to understand him and he'd make them all laugh drawing emotions all day with crayons... Dunno
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 7:35 pm
(November 30, 2017 at 3:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Jack.

Joods.

Losty.

Jack and Joods.

Jack and Joods and Losty!

Jack an Jill!

Jack and Joods went to the woods and got Losty!

I'm so confuzzled!

Also, possibly, still a little drunk!

I am giving up poetry, I cant compete with this. I will still drink though.
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