When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.

[Edwardo Piet]

here will surely be that one time though when I find two smartly dressed folks at my door asking "what do you think about the state of the world," ?

I wonder how they'd react if I told them "It's fucking shit."

[possibletarian]

here will surely be that one time though when I find two smartly dressed folks at my door asking "what do you think about the state of the world," ?

I wonder how they'd react if I told them "It's fucking shit."

That's exactly what they want you to say.. and they would agree.
Do something unpredictable

[Edwardo Piet]

I wonder how they'd react if I told them "It's fucking shit."

That's exactly what they want you to say.. and they would agree.
Do something unpredictable

I doubt they'd like me using those words though lol.

What about "It's fucking shit and I want to kill my emptiness inside so bad that I just want to go out and have meaningless one night stands or get myself some cheap escorts and do them until their ears leak."

How would they react then? Lol.

[possibletarian]

That's exactly what they want you to say.. and they would agree.
Do something unpredictable

I doubt they'd like me using those words though lol.

What about "It's fucking shit and I want to kill my emptiness inside so bad that I just want to go out and have meaningless one night stands or get myself some cheap escorts and do them until their ears leak."

How would they react then? Lol.

Ask them to pay for the escorts, and you nailed it

[KittyAnn]

Hehe...someone knocks to your front door...knock knock
Who in the hell is it??
...your the worst nightmare 
...then it's better not to open the door 
Or....
you can just open and say ...no thanks....
I don't need anything
I don't need to buy anything 
I don't need to sell anything I don't need help 
I don't need company..
but you can come back someday because maybe I'll need it all of it later 

[Astreja]

I always associate knocks on the door with a friend calling  even if it is late. There will surely be that one time though when I find two smartly dressed folks at my door asking "what do you think about the state of the world," ?  I think I would do some silly like tell them to hang on a minute. Get them both an apple or some fruit, give it to them, and close the door. That would confuse them.

Smile enigmatically and say "The snake told the truth, you know," just as you're closing the door.

[JackRussell]

Going to the door with your willy in a delicate pair of English sugar tongs, stating it is my private time helps.

Must be a guy I guess.

[Haipule]

I don't get nervous.

I DO get pissed off.

I can almost guarantee someone will knock the moment I slide into  a hot bath.

https://youtu.be/ljMo77c0Drk

[Jackalope]

It's almost always some asshole selling something that I am not interested in.  If I was interested in it I would already have it.

^^^

Unexpected people who come to my door fall into a few types.

1. Salespeople. (What, you didn't see the "No Soliciting" sign right next to the doorbell button?)
2. JW / LDS / other religious types. (The ones who haven't blacklisted me yet.)
3. One of my neighbors.

1-2 can fuck right off, and 3....wait, they can fuck off too.

Usually someone else in the household answers the door. I can't be bothered.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I just fire three times though the door, just in case it's a Jehovah's.