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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
#51
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You know that whatchamacallit that bolts onto the thingamabob?  What sort of doohickey should I use to repair it if I can't find my electric whatsis?

Boru

The thingy.

Nooooo... 

Not the thingy. He needs to employ the purple whizzits with the jangnacular curved whiffle. 

That's the only tool that will work in this case.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#52
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Joods Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The thingy.

Nooooo... 

Not the thingy. He needs to employ the purple whizzits with the jangnacular curved whiffle. 

That's the only tool that will work in this case.

No.

The purple whizzit is used for for putting the bop in the bop pe dop e doop.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#53
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
I have five of them so you're wrong.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#54
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 9:52 pm)Joods Wrote: I have five of them so you're wrong.

Are you sure those are purple whizzits?

If they move in a strange way and make buzzing noises when you put batteries in, they're not whizzits...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#55
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 9:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 9:52 pm)Joods Wrote: I have five of them so you're wrong.

Are you sure those are purple whizzits?

If they move in a strange way and make buzzing noises when you put batteries in, they're not whizzits...

FYI...

Authentic purple whizzits don't require batteries.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#56
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 9:57 pm)Joods Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 9:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Are you sure those are purple whizzits?

If they move in a strange way and make buzzing noises when you put batteries in, they're not whizzits...

FYI...

Authentic purple whizzits don't require batteries.

Plug in?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#57
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 9:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 9:57 pm)Joods Wrote: FYI...

Authentic purple whizzits don't require batteries.

Plug in?

Manual. C'mon - the jangnacular curve alone requires no electric. 

And you call yourself a doctor! Pfft!
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#58
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 9:59 pm)Joods Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 9:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Plug in?

Manual. C'mon - the jangnacular curve alone requires no electric. 

And you call yourself a doctor! Pfft!

I call myself a cardiologist.

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#59
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
Oh okay... so totally like, not a doctor.

Got it. Wink



Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#60
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa

T, I read that as "hump"!

What happened?
I'm just happy you're alive and well! Shy
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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