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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 1:00 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 12:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 5:24 am)pocaracas Wrote: If I wanted to send you a duck pic, what is the angle you enjoy best?

Beak first.

I'll break out the camera when the dawn comes.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 1:01 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 12:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 4:45 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You put yourself forward on this forum as a strong, independent woman with a tendency towards violence and a moderately unbalanced psyche.

Isn't is actually the case that you are, in reality, a sweet, cuddlesome marshmallowy sort of gal who likes nothing more than to have a hot meal ready when your Man walks in the door and to bring him his pipe and slippers after his hard day at the office, and that you spend your days knitting booties for the Blessed Event (when you're not gabbing with your gal pals, I mean)?

Boru

It's your fault Whangarei is about to be destroyed.

Lucky for me I live in Kerikeri. ?

Boru
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 1:10 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 1:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 12:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's your fault Whangarei is about to be destroyed.

Lucky for me I live in Kerikeri. ?

Boru

It's a warning shot.

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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 1:50 pm
what's an interesting flavor of ice cream I should get nut free of course.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 1:57 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2018 at 1:57 pm by purplepurpose.)
Why I wasn't born in Japan?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 2:18 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice?

Something in your life confusing you?

Need some help from a Crazy Woman?

I'm your girl!

Ask away!*




*Answers are in jest and not to be taken seriously.

Given your proficiency in extremely sharp cutting edges, and manifest eagerness to apply that upon deserving flesh, why has there not been a change of administration in a certain capital?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 2:32 pm
Why is my dick only big when I am happy?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 7:01 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 2:18 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice?

Something in your life confusing you?

Need some help from a Crazy Woman?

I'm your girl!

Ask away!*




*Answers are in jest and not to be taken seriously.

Given your proficiency in extremely sharp cutting edges, and manifest eagerness to apply that upon deserving flesh, why has there not been a change of administration in a certain capital?

I think she wants him alive to punish those that voted for him! Makes sense really.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 9:28 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 11:35 pm)Shell B Wrote: How do I get all of my spring cleaning done without spending money on a cleaner or doing it myself?

Try Homeopathic cleaning.

Select one very small item in the mess and put it away.

Overnight, thru the process of thought guided quantum tunneling, everything else will spontaneously be put away.

It really works of you believe hard enough.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 9:48 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2018 at 9:48 pm by ignoramus.)
(April 13, 2018 at 12:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 5:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: Don't embarrass her Boru. We all know she's exactly like that^ irl.

I was going to give you my car if I die early.

Now I'm going to have yours stolen.

Jawdrop Jawdrop Jawdrop Jawdrop Jawdrop

you are a nasty piece of work!
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