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Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 5:15 am
https://www.desiringgod.org/articles/who-killed-jesus
I just wonder, if a person wants to marry you, and will kill his/her child to show that he/she really loves you, will you love this person better???
I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino, and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens.
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RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 5:17 am
Probably a Trump supporter.
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RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 5:17 am
He killed himself.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 5:49 am
(August 7, 2018 at 5:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: He killed himself.
I suppose He was out drinking with Gods from other universes, and after a drink too many He accepted a dare.
I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino, and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens.
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RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 6:06 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 6:07 am
Elvis.
Or possibly Freud.
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RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 6:27 am
Well, it wasn't me, I can promise you that. I was out of town that day, my car had a flat tire, I ran out of petrol, I had to take my sister for her knee alignment surgery, I was chairing a meeting of The People Who Didn't Kill Jesus Society. So there.
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RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 7:17 am
It was cancer.
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RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 7:37 am
Yeah, he lives. In the afterlife. Which I'm not sure is much different from him just being dead, since we have to die before we can see him. Except for the people who claim they have physically seen and heard the guy, probably after taking some drugs first.
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