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Who killed Jesus?
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#41
RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 2:21 pm
(August 7, 2018 at 2:17 pm)Khemikal Wrote:
(August 7, 2018 at 2:13 pm)SteveII Wrote: You would have to be severely lacking even a clue about theology to blame the Jews.

That's interesting.....it appears that early christers must have been -incredibly- clueless, then.

So much for John . . .
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#42
RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 2:22 pm
(August 7, 2018 at 2:17 pm)Khemikal Wrote:
(August 7, 2018 at 2:13 pm)SteveII Wrote: You would have to be severely lacking even a clue about theology to blame the Jews.

That's interesting.....it appears that early christers must have been -incredibly- clueless, then.

References please...
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#43
RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 2:24 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2018 at 2:26 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 7, 2018 at 2:17 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(August 7, 2018 at 2:07 pm)Khemikal Wrote: -romanization.  It's actually pretty simple.  There was a practical need, at the time, to rehabilitate proto christendom in the eyes of a major power and it's citizens.  Wink

Exactly. The movement, which had become a largely Gentile movement, needed to distance itself from the Jews, who had openly rebelled against Rome. That's how we end up with Pilate supposedly conflicted about sending a royal pretender to the cross, washing his hands of responsibility, Jews baying at him for Jesus' crucifixion, etc.

That's nothing.  Some redneckistani gov wringing his hands?  "Paul" got an SF protection detail to his trial..because he was so totally roman! The fuckin joos were scheming against him, and it worked!

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#44
RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 2:38 pm
I never woulda touched him, but he pulled a gun on me.

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#45
RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 2:44 pm
(August 7, 2018 at 2:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I never woulda touched him, but he pulled a gun on me.

Boru

Ah. The conservative "stand your ground" defence.

Remember that would only work for shooting Middle Eastern Jewish Jesus, not All American white Jesus.

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#46
RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 2:46 pm
Quote:Does anyone else worry about millennials taking over someday?

Not if the alternative is fuckheads like you.

Go read Goldilocks.  It's as legitimate as your bible bullshit and has a better moral.
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#47
RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 3:00 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2018 at 3:01 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 7, 2018 at 2:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 7, 2018 at 2:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I never woulda touched him, but he pulled a gun on me.

Boru

Ah.  The conservative "stand your ground" defence.

Remember that would only work for shooting Middle Eastern Jewish Jesus, not All American white Jesus.

😊

All American White Jesus was just exercising his right to evangelize for the religion of the gun...and Boru hate-crimed him!
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#48
RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 3:01 pm
(August 7, 2018 at 3:00 pm)Khemikal Wrote:
(August 7, 2018 at 2:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ah.  The conservative "stand your ground" defence.

Remember that would only work for shooting Middle Eastern Jewish Jesus, not All American white Jesus.

😊

All American White Jesus was just exercising his right to evangelize for the religion of the gun...and Boru hate-crimed him!

Boru is obviously a Jew.
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RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 3:03 pm
The name does sound ethnic.  I bet he has dark hair!
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#50
RE: Who killed Jesus?
August 7, 2018 at 3:07 pm
I bet he's descended from one of the guys who called for Jesus' death.

And I bet his wife's nickname for him is Poldy. Those Irish Jews . . . man!
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