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RE: The most awkward conversation ever
March 13, 2019 at 4:12 pm
Who's to say the Holy Spirit didn't break her hymen? It could have also broken while she was carrying water jugs or doing other manual labour.
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RE: The most awkward conversation ever
March 13, 2019 at 5:14 pm
Maybe it wasn't questioned? Maybe there was some sort of bullshit prophecy to be fulfilled or something? Maybe people were lying for Jesus even before he was born? Or shock horror, maybe it never happened??
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RE: The most awkward conversation ever
March 13, 2019 at 5:49 pm
Let get this straight. The first penis in Mary's vagina was her son's?
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RE: The most awkward conversation ever
March 14, 2019 at 6:00 pm
(March 13, 2019 at 5:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Let get this straight. The first penis in Mary's vagina was her son's?
Her son's, her creator, and his ghost's.
It could have been an xrated episode of Supernatural based in Alabama.
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RE: The most awkward conversation ever
March 14, 2019 at 6:26 pm
(March 14, 2019 at 6:18 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (March 14, 2019 at 6:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Her son's, her creator, and his ghost's.
It could have been an xrated episode of Supernatural based in Alabama.
At least they kept it in the family, like Alabama.
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RE: The most awkward conversation ever
March 14, 2019 at 6:29 pm
My cousins' rule is "don't go outside the county."