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The most awkward conversation ever
#11
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
Who's to say the Holy Spirit didn't break her hymen?  It could have also broken while she was carrying water jugs or doing other manual labour.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#12
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(March 13, 2019 at 4:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Who's to say the Holy Spirit didn't break her hymen?  It could have also broken while she was carrying water jugs or doing other manual labour.

Boru
IDK maybe because of the term virgin birth.. which literally means virgin/hymen intact birth.
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#13
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
Maybe it wasn't questioned? Maybe there was some sort of bullshit prophecy to be fulfilled or something? Maybe people were lying for Jesus even before he was born? Or shock horror, maybe it never happened??
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#14
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
Oh for fuck sake!. The hymen myth is alive and well.

The hymen is a biological fact. However, largely through simple ignorance men have given an absurd importance.

The virgin Mary is so names because she had never had sex when she became pregnant with Jesus.

The term 'virgo intacta" has come to mean anyone (male or female) who has never ha sex with another person. I don't think objects count.

Merriam-Webster

virgo intacta Latin phrase
vir·​go in·​tac·​ta | \ ˈvir-ˌgō-in-ˈtäk-tä
\
Definition of virgo intacta

: untouched virgin


Check out the link below:

https://iwhc.org/2010/05/10-myths-about-...-debunked/
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#15
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
Let get this straight. The first penis in Mary's vagina was her son's?
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#16
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(March 13, 2019 at 5:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Let get this straight. The first penis in Mary's vagina was her son's?

You're getting there, but not quite yet.
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#17
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(March 13, 2019 at 5:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Let get this straight. The first penis in Mary's vagina was her son's?

Her son's, her creator, and his ghost's.

It could have been an xrated episode of Supernatural based in Alabama.
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#18
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(March 14, 2019 at 6:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 13, 2019 at 5:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Let get this straight. The first penis in Mary's vagina was her son's?

Her son's, her creator, and his ghost's.

It could have been an xrated episode of Supernatural based in Alabama.

At least they kept it in the family, like Alabama. Hehe
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#19
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(March 14, 2019 at 6:18 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 14, 2019 at 6:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Her son's, her creator, and his ghost's.

It could have been an xrated episode of Supernatural based in Alabama.

At least they kept it in the family, like Alabama. Hehe

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#20
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My cousins' rule is "don't go outside the county."
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