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Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus

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Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus
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RE: Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus
May 28, 2019 at 5:14 am
No Valks, god loves the idea of you.
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RE: Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus
May 28, 2019 at 7:32 am
(May 27, 2019 at 11:21 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: IDK why you threw Zeus in there. Does he particularly bother you in some way? I always thought Zeus was pretty cool.

Zeus. Is that the geezer who invented the Van der Graaf Generator?

I had one of those but I was too scared to go near it to switch it off. Killed all me houseplants so it did.

True dat.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus
May 28, 2019 at 10:03 am (This post was last modified: May 28, 2019 at 10:08 am by Mister Agenda.)
Zeus was one of those gods who might turn into a swan to rape you. Or a golden shower.

I don't think gods were necessarily a stupid idea when we came up with them, btw. In a time when we didn't know what was happening when we were dreaming, a supernatural side to things must have seemed very real. Who was to say then that what happened to you in your dreams didn't really happen somewhere 'out there'? I think there was a lot of allegorical and symbolic thinking going on that wasn't intended to be taken so literally. I don't have to believe Aesop's Fables are true accounts to get what the moral lesson is supposed to be.
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RE: Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus
May 28, 2019 at 1:44 pm
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RE: Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus
May 28, 2019 at 1:50 pm
Reads identical to seylee's posts.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

   
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RE: Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus
May 29, 2019 at 9:37 am
No doubt that Yahweh's temperamental resemblance to a petty Near Eastern potentate's rule via fear and whim is more than coincidental.
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RE: Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus
May 29, 2019 at 5:29 pm
Most gods have the attutde of a bad tempered toddler
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

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RE: Honestly, I hate the thought of god, zeus and jesus
May 29, 2019 at 6:45 pm
Then don't think about it. [Image: Thumbs%20Up.png]
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May 30, 2019 at 5:53 am
When this dude can gather 1400+ pages of trolling, wake me up before you go-go.
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May 30, 2019 at 8:40 am (This post was last modified: May 30, 2019 at 8:42 am by The Grand Nudger.)
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