Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
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Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
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It's US technology (the pilots are in on it, you can tell by the bad acting). It has served its purpose - we're all talking about the video, while being kept in the dark regarding the ongoing treaty negotiations with the asparagus people of Altair VI.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 22, 2019 at 2:04 pm
(This post was last modified: September 22, 2019 at 2:04 pm by LadyForCamus.)
(September 22, 2019 at 1:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It's US technology (the pilots are in on it, you can tell by the bad acting). It has served its purpose - we're all talking about the video, while being kept in the dark regarding the ongoing treaty negotiations with the asparagus people of Altair VI. I’ve heard those asparagus people are assholes, but that could have been controlled opposition. They’re delicious with BBQ baby though.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.  (September 22, 2019 at 1:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It's US technology (the pilots are in on it, you can tell by the bad acting). It has served its purpose - we're all talking about the video, while being kept in the dark regarding the ongoing treaty negotiations with the asparagus people of Altair VI.Which is in itself a cover for the planned take-over of Earth by the Wheelmen of Aldebaran I.  (September 22, 2019 at 2:04 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:(September 22, 2019 at 1:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It's US technology (the pilots are in on it, you can tell by the bad acting). It has served its purpose - we're all talking about the video, while being kept in the dark regarding the ongoing treaty negotiations with the asparagus people of Altair VI. The cauliflower people of Proxima are better. Especially when working with the Cheese Sauce people of Saturn. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I saw a pretty big "UFO" once while I was on vacation and 100% sober. It appeared to be a metal craft of some sort--At first glace.
Upon further inspection, I noted that it more closely resembled a Mylar balloon in form and movement though. Perhaps intentionally designed/fashioned to appear as a spacecraft from a distance...Who knows? Anyhow, I soon got bored, so I went back to my cottage and took a nap. My butt didn't feel as though it had been probed or disturbed in any way when I woke up, which only reinforced my conclusion that it wasn't aliens. 
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
Apparently beings who are technologically advanced enough to have figured out how to surpass light peed, utilize wormholes, and conquer every dimension of space and time find booty-holes to be an endless source of fascination and mystery.
 (September 22, 2019 at 1:20 pm)Grandizer Wrote:(September 22, 2019 at 12:26 pm)Aegon Wrote: Those cutting edge drones really breaking physics these days I guess. By my clearly vast knowledge of physics, obviously. ![[Image: nL4L1haz_Qo04rZMFtdpyd1OZgZf9NSnR9-7hAWT...dc2a24480e]](https://external-preview.redd.it/nL4L1haz_Qo04rZMFtdpyd1OZgZf9NSnR9-7hAWTNVY.jpg?width=216&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7b11e8b38bea0eacc8797fc971574ddc2a24480e) (September 22, 2019 at 5:47 pm)Athene Wrote: Apparently beings who are technologically advanced enough to have figured out how to surpass light peed, utilize wormholes, and conquer every dimension of space and time find booty-holes to be an endless source of fascination and mystery. "What can I learn from an ass!" Paul
The secrets of the universe, apparently.
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
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