What's your morning ritual?

[LastPoet]

- open eyes at 6 am
- grumble a bit
- sit the porcelain throne dropping a log
- get my clothes on, personal higiene.
- take my daughter to the nanny.
- back to home to take my wife to the bus stop on my way to work.
- arrive at work.

Weekends are a bit different with no standard routine.

[Anomalocaris]

For twenty years my job was to hit the deck running when needed. When I retired and enrolled at Purdue I planned my schedule carefully so that I didn't have a class before ten o'clock.

Thank you, taxpayers.

Slacker


One semester my earliest class was 2;30 pm.   That only one day a week.  The other days my first class was 8:00pm.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

For twenty years my job was to hit the deck running when needed. When I retired and enrolled at Purdue I planned my schedule carefully so that I didn't have a class before ten o'clock.

Thank you, taxpayers.

Bu bu bu, taxes are robbery. The only "Purdue" I've been near is chicken at the super market.

That's "Perdue", not "Purdue".

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For twenty years my job was to hit the deck running when needed. When I retired and enrolled at Purdue I planned my schedule carefully so that I didn't have a class before ten o'clock.

Thank you, taxpayers.

Slacker


One semester my earliest class was 2;30 pm.   That only one day a week.  The other days my first class was 8:00pm.

I did 1/2 or 1/4 time by direction of the Veterans' Administration. They paid me for full time but restricted the number of classes I could take. So I audited a bunch then tested out.

[EgoDeath]

I actually considered having a morning routine, but I became concerned that it might turn me into a judgmental twat.

'A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.' - Emerson

Boru

Why would a morning routine make you judgmental?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Well, it did for you, so I thought it might be something intrinsic.

Boru

[EgoDeath]

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

What's with the hostility? Just asking about people's morning rituals. Jeez lol.

And then criticized them for not being as productive as you think they should be. That's the very definition of 'judgmental'.

 But carry on with drinking your water and doing your push ups.  I'm sure that'll make you a better human being.

Boru

[EgoDeath]

And then criticized them for not being as productive as you think they should be. That's the very definition of 'judgmental'.

 But carry on with drinking your water and doing your push ups.  I'm sure that'll make you a better human being.

Boru

It was a joke man... holy shit you're touchy today.

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1. Panic.
2. Hide the bodies -again.
3. Wash all evidence with bleach.

Actually, Clorox is a lot better for destroying evidence, don't just use any old bleach

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

It was a joke man... holy shit you're touchy today.

Oh, it was a joke.  My mistake.  But then, given your taste in stand up comedians, I think it's understandable.

Boru

[EgoDeath]

It was a joke man... holy shit you're touchy today.

Oh, it was a joke.  My mistake.  But then, given your taste in stand up comedians, I think it's understandable.

Boru

Wow, I must've really gotten under your skin for you to call back to an entirely different thread. Strange.

Sebastian Maniscalco is okay... I wouldn't call him one of my favorites but he had a good Netflix special recently.

Hey maybe you should consider adding Xanax to your morning routine



edit:

Also, if I was referencing like Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia, I could understand the little jab you were trying to throw at me, but Sebastian Maniscalco is actually pretty well-respected in the world of comedy. I mean, he's no Richard Pryor, but he puts out some pretty decent hours.