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God's Love
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(June 24, 2020 at 8:19 pm)Bucky Ball Wrote:(June 24, 2020 at 3:52 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: It was a joke about anal sex. Thing about anal is it's more ass than sass
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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(June 24, 2020 at 11:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Remember, everyone, god loves you unless you're a woman, gay, not Jewish (according to the OT), are Jewish (according to the NT), or have any imperfections. Funny how that works out, isn't it? "God" has typically narrow fetishes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: God's Love
June 25, 2020 at 7:36 am
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2020 at 8:01 am by Johanabrahams.
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(June 24, 2020 at 3:52 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: It was a joke about anal sex. Ok. Thanks for explaining. But I said many more important things than that? To uplift human life in Love to God Perfection. No "sex" is involved. God does not need it. It is given to humans for the birth process. God gets His Kids in Speaking in Love. And those that accept is created to be that. (June 24, 2020 at 10:21 am)flakingnapstich Wrote:(June 24, 2020 at 8:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I am perfectly willing to accept Johan as an authority on evil. Quote:(June 24, 2020 at 8:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I am perfectly willing to accept Johan as an authority on evil. Seems you are reluctant to accept the Truth that there is no evidence for any of this. It was derived from "backbiting". And the one caught @Abaddon_ire is now revealed and on the run. But a "balloon popped" is not a good feeling. So you would rather stay "delusional" about it. I understand. Quote:(June 24, 2020 at 1:41 am)Johanabrahams Wrote: Actually it is. It is a deity that goes all the Way in Love. Now that the "authority", @Abaddon_ire, on all of this are running you will have to accept your "popped balloon". Sorry. Quote:(June 24, 2020 at 1:41 am)Johanabrahams Wrote: Seems they are agreeing with me? The true "liar", @Abaddon_ire, is now running. After being caught out. Seems you have some "catching up" to do. Quote:(June 24, 2020 at 1:41 am)Johanabrahams Wrote: Because he was influenced by Abaddon to speak like that. Seems you missed the origin of it all? @Abaddon_ire that listen to "backbiting". And is now on the run? Quote:(June 24, 2020 at 1:41 am)Johanabrahams Wrote: You are on the run. Not me. Will not help to try and turn the facts. it is just dishonesty. So you have to "evaporate" now. Or try and get me "banned" to hide your "evaporation" in dishonesty. Not really. It is you trying to enjoy a "popped balloon". Sorry. But i did warn you all not to run with the "backbiting of @Abaddon_ire. So you will also "evaporate" now? Popped with your "balloon"?
johan, you are aware that angel dust doesn't really come from angels, right?
RE: God's Love
June 25, 2020 at 8:23 am
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2020 at 8:23 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I assure you, Johan, the unintentional anal is the only thing of import that you've said in the entire time you've been with us.
Funny is appreciated round these parts. The rest of this shit, whatever it is, is not. You hadn't picked that up by now?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(June 24, 2020 at 9:35 am)Bucky Ball Wrote:(June 24, 2020 at 6:23 am)Johanabrahams Wrote: Human has such a lack of knowledge about God and Life in general. "Dying for sins" are mostly so diluted. This "dying for sins" are actually taking human life into the grave and raising God - Life again. We died to sinful and weak human life and were born again in the Life of God Himself. Becoming True Gods by a birth from Him. Quote:There you go again ... telling me I'm angry ... READING MINDS, again Joe Baby. Nope. Not "reading your mind". Just looking at your words. As the words of the person reveal his "emotion/feeling/spirit". Quote:All you can do is make irrelevant ridiculous comments, and do your Babble quotes. Not really. Your evil spirit of anger is "tiresome". Can even make you "sick to death" if you keep housing it. Quote:Repeating your *unsupported* assertions is no way to argue. Babble quotes do you NO GOOD here. I don't see anything "unsupported". @Abaddon_ire witnessed about the Truth of it all. But you are welcome to show me. Quote:Couldn't your Jebus send someone who knows how to present ideas and concepts professionally and in an educated way ? He sent who He wants. There is not many "Mothers" to sent. They are mostly Children of God. @Drich is already here. And now you have a Mother too.
Case in point, none of that was important. You failed to make a single joke about anal.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: God's Love
June 25, 2020 at 8:30 am
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2020 at 8:59 am by flakingnapstich.)
(June 24, 2020 at 7:47 am)Eleven Wrote: What kind of nonsense soap opera has this thread turned into? Soap Operas are an apt comparison. Histrionic Narcissists make for entertaining television. Soap Operas thrive on recycled plots and characters who never learn anything and never take responsibility for their own actions. Imagined grudges and outright delusions often provide the motivation for entire story arcs. Take for example this post by our resident Soap Opera character: https://atheistforums.org/thread-61030-p...pid1984629 In it we see him repeating the same behaviors he exhibited at the International Skeptics Forum. In this case he is, yet again, posting links to the last forum that kicked him out. He claims he was the victor in discussions where he was in fact abjectly and completely humiliated. He's caught in a repeating cycle. Now that he's digging into airing old grievances from the last forum that ejected him he's completed the cycle. As long as he's here he's going to be regurgitating the same bland, smug, lies that there's a conspiracy against him, he's humiliated everyone who ever disagreed with him, and anyone who disagrees with him now is "running." The only variation will be him latching onto often random words from posts that were particularly damaging to his fragile delusions and spitting them back out in quotation marks. These words are often used randomly and inaccurately. Look for it. It's kinda fun tying to guess which word he'll start using as if it were some kind of a cargo cult incantation. He does a good job illustrating Proverbs 26:11. "As a dog returns to his own vomit, So a fool repeats his folly." (June 25, 2020 at 8:29 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Case in point, none of that was important. You failed to make a single joke about anal. Which is surprising given where he keeps his head. He's quite familiar with the territory. (June 25, 2020 at 7:36 am)Johanabrahams Wrote:Quote:Given his idea of "love" entails stalking his ex-wife, threatening people on a street corner with a club, and psychologically scarring small children I'd say that would be an accurate assessment. Dude, I stuck to examples of things you BRAGGED ABOUT DOING on another forum. Now you're calling YOURSELF a liar. (June 25, 2020 at 7:36 am)Johanabrahams Wrote: The true "liar", @Abaddon_ire, is now running. After being caught out. Seems you have some "catching up" to do. People getting tired of your repetitive BS are not running from you. They're just tired of dealing with a proudly abusive person who keeps ranting that he's God's wife and complaining about all the people who didn't believe his absurd claims in the past. (June 25, 2020 at 7:36 am)Johanabrahams Wrote:Quote:Your inalienability to accept the responsibility for screwing up your own life is breathtaking. Abaddon is not a bogeyman tainting people against you. Your own words are what engender negative reactions to you. Nobody "Did" any of this to you. You did it all yourself. You are your own worst enemy. Thank you for links illustrating my point, and then further supporting my point by adding yet another example of the behavior. You are stagnant. You are locked in repetitive and self-defeating behavior. You spend your life complaining about past wrongs. You are forever orbiting your endless defeats like a small asteroid orbiting a black hole.
“It is a terrible idolatrous mistake when we make God in our image.” — the Rev. Canon Rosie Harper at the Intimate Conviction conference, Jamaica, October 2017.
RE: God's Love
June 25, 2020 at 9:38 am
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(June 25, 2020 at 7:36 am)Johanabrahams Wrote:(June 24, 2020 at 3:52 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: It was a joke about anal sex. Your defect is showing John. The inability to perceive a joke is a hallmark.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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