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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 1, 2016 at 4:22 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 1, 2016 at 4:47 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 1, 2016 at 8:24 am
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At least they're all wearing black.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2016 at 4:20 pm
This is huge, but most in the list are well worth it.
The proposition was to take a known movie, take out a letter from the title and come up with a plot for that new title:
(a few don't seem to follow the rule Sad )

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2016 at 4:29 am
Surprise!!!
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2016 at 5:06 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2016 at 5:21 pm
From the same guy who brought us David Cameron's Conference Rap:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2016 at 8:17 pm
Fucking lol'd at the alcohol guidelines in Scotland part.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2016 at 9:18 pm
Remind you of anyone?

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2016 at 5:06 am
Here's the secret to infinite chocolate.
Enjoy!

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