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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 7, 2017 at 5:14 am (This post was last modified: August 7, 2017 at 5:16 am by ignoramus.)
Sometimes, people need to learn God's true love the hard way.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 7, 2017 at 11:03 pm
What? I only find this about Moon now!
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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August 8, 2017 at 11:51 am


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 23, 2017 at 8:31 am
lol! people really didn't care about the screen size in the past.

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I guess that's why they kept books at hand's reach.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 23, 2017 at 8:44 am (This post was last modified: August 23, 2017 at 9:06 am by vorlon13.)
that was probably a Nipkow style mechanical tv


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 5, 2017 at 6:47 pm
Monkeys?!?!



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 6, 2017 at 5:00 am
^^^^

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2017 at 6:02 am
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 13, 2017 at 6:20 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 18, 2017 at 4:02 am
There you go, Kernel. One more for your arsenal!

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