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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 16, 2018 at 9:32 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2018 at 3:39 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2018 at 7:33 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2018 at 10:30 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 20, 2018 at 6:38 pm
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Our religious engineer got a new bumpersticker that says "Legalize Jesus."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 22, 2018 at 6:54 pm (This post was last modified: October 22, 2018 at 6:55 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Normally, I find competitive eating revolting, but I'm pretty OK with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HQHq7fXxYI

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 23, 2018 at 3:45 pm
(October 22, 2018 at 6:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Normally, I find competitive eating revolting, but I'm pretty OK with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HQHq7fXxYI

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That's truly awesome.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 26, 2018 at 4:17 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 28, 2018 at 6:41 pm
I watched recently Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot (2018) and in honor of John Callahan I post this strip

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But the thing is that he drew this strip back in the 1980s if not even earlier.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 28, 2018 at 10:00 pm
(October 22, 2018 at 6:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Normally, I find competitive eating revolting, but I'm pretty OK with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HQHq7fXxYI

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Our Jack Russell is only 15 pounds but he would beat both those dogs at this. Spaghetti is his favorite thing in the entire world.
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