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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 1, 2024 at 10:07 pm
(May 30, 2024 at 11:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Billy.jpg]

Taylor Swift.

We'd have lunch at the "Y".

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 1, 2024 at 11:38 pm (This post was last modified: June 1, 2024 at 11:44 pm by Fireball.)
(June 1, 2024 at 10:07 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 30, 2024 at 11:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Billy.jpg]

Taylor Swift.

We'd have lunch at the "Y".

I am a terrible person.

Does that woman ever look straight into a camera?
And do you really want to munch all of that football player's cum out of her?  Panic

I'd like to have a steak with the chump. I'm pretty fast; I could probably run the steak knife into his throat in a way that only head freezers would be able to preserve that sorry sack of shit's diseased brain before the USSS could react.  Hehe

Yeah, prolly not. Sad I'll have to hope for an aneurism.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 2, 2024 at 4:40 am
[Image: 8si9w3.jpg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 3, 2024 at 12:00 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 5, 2024 at 1:56 pm
[Image: Room.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 5, 2024 at 5:55 pm




It's funny, and sad because it's true.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 6, 2024 at 10:14 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 7, 2024 at 11:15 am
[Image: Milk.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 7, 2024 at 12:05 pm
She had herself a cow.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 7, 2024 at 1:27 pm
(June 7, 2024 at 12:05 pm)no one Wrote: She had herself a cow calf.

FTFY

Cow was udderly ridiculous.
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