(May 30, 2024 at 11:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
Taylor Swift.
We'd have lunch at the "Y".
I am a terrible person.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(May 30, 2024 at 11:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Taylor Swift. We'd have lunch at the "Y". I am a terrible person.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 1, 2024 at 11:38 pm
(This post was last modified: June 1, 2024 at 11:44 pm by Fireball.)
(June 1, 2024 at 10:07 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(May 30, 2024 at 11:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Does that woman ever look straight into a camera? And do you really want to munch all of that football player's cum out of her? I'd like to have a steak with the chump. I'm pretty fast; I could probably run the steak knife into his throat in a way that only head freezers would be able to preserve that sorry sack of shit's diseased brain before the USSS could react. Yeah, prolly not. I'll have to hope for an aneurism.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
It's funny, and sad because it's true.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
She had herself a cow.
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