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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 12, 2015 at 7:53 am
I just remembered picture from Monster Magnet album, I always liked that photo
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 12, 2015 at 8:09 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 12, 2015 at 7:01 pm
^^^Someone 'splain that one to me.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 13, 2015 at 7:48 pm
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2015 at 4:27 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 19, 2015 at 9:32 am
I've been being hassled more and more by these "cafeteria atheists". I think you know who I'm talking about. They take the atheist position when it suits them, but they refuse to actually call themselves atheists, even though they agree with us almost completely when theistic claims are discussed.

It's gone too far, because some of them are now using the word "atheist" as an insult. Why must we fight, when we believe, or rather don't believe, almost exactly the same things?

I was interviewed by one of these "cafeteria atheists". I am the one on the right. You'll see what I mean.

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May 19, 2015 at 10:10 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 21, 2015 at 12:23 pm
An absolute classic:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 21, 2015 at 7:59 pm
Tough day? Having trouble relaxing? Let's exterminate that stress...



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 21, 2015 at 11:39 pm
I have never been more annoyed. The fuck's a dalek?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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