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RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
July 3, 2023 at 10:07 am
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The movie would start with him calling a pheonician woman a bitch and end with him dying, having failed to bring israel to his cult. The backdrop would be overt racism, roman occupation, and insurgent terrorism. We'd see his rich widow backers, we'd see all the attempts he made on his male companions which were unsuccessful. He'd have a foot fetish, and a completely unexplained hatred for shrubs.
Tragi-comedy.
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RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
August 15, 2023 at 3:13 am
A bad one like all the rest.
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RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
August 15, 2023 at 3:28 am
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RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
August 15, 2023 at 7:31 am
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RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
August 15, 2023 at 1:45 pm
I bet an Avengers type movie would work. Where jebus, Zeus, Neptune, Hanuman, and Ra all team up to defeat Palpatine, Voldemort, HAL 9000, and all the minions of imaginationland.
Plot twist, team j loses.
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RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
August 15, 2023 at 3:15 pm
(August 15, 2023 at 1:45 pm)no one Wrote: I bet an Avengers type movie would work. Where jebus, Zeus, Neptune, Hanuman, and Ra all team up to defeat Palpatine, Voldemort, HAL 9000, and all the minions of imaginationland.
Plot twist, team j loses.
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RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
August 15, 2023 at 8:24 pm
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RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
August 15, 2023 at 9:31 pm
One that actually deals with the aftermath of this little text:
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If nothing else, that's an untapped market. Unless anyone else has found a movie where Jesus has to deal with the living dead that popped up in Jerusalem after his resurrection.
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RE: What kind of a Jesus movie would you make?
August 16, 2023 at 6:54 pm
(August 15, 2023 at 9:31 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: One that actually deals with the aftermath of this little text:
If nothing else, that's an untapped market. Unless anyone else has found a movie where Jesus has to deal with the living dead that popped up in Jerusalem after his resurrection.
Then they need to be hunted down by Woody Harrelson and Emma Stone.
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