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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
#31
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
I'm going to break all ten commandments and most of the rules of Leviticus.

Specifically I will be eating shellfish while wearing mixed fabrics while lying with a man as I would with a woman.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#32
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
(November 8, 2015 at 7:09 am)Vic Wrote:
(November 8, 2015 at 6:13 am)Vic Wrote: I've sacrificed a granola bar to Our Lord Satan. And I sticked my tongue out at a nun.

STUCK, dammit. I can't English .-.

No it was adorable the other way
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#33
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
(November 8, 2015 at 2:47 pm)Losty Wrote:
(November 8, 2015 at 7:09 am)Vic Wrote: STUCK, dammit. I can't English .-.

No it was adorable the other way

Now, I would be impressed if anyone stuck their tongue into a nun!

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#34
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
(November 8, 2015 at 11:34 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: I've decided that year by year, day by day, I'm going to force Christmas into earlier and earlier parts of the year, stepping all over several other holidays and filling more and more of each person's life with annoying Christmas music and displays until literally everyone hates Christmas. I should probably travel back in time first for maximum effect, though. BRB.

Woah that really worked
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#35
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
I'll probably spend a shit load of money.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#36
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
I plan on committing fornication. Lots and lots of fornication.

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#37
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
(November 8, 2015 at 2:51 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(November 8, 2015 at 2:47 pm)Losty Wrote: No it was adorable the other way

Now, I would be impressed if anyone stuck their tongue into a nun!

Tongue

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#38
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
My unpredictable work schedule permitting, my wife and I have signed up to volunteer at a city shelter/soup kitchen for Thanksgiving and Christmas. My contribution to the war on Christmas will be to politely inform anyone who tries to call me a "good Christian" that I am, in fact, an atheist.

Then I'll have my wife dress up as a nun, and I'll stick my tongue into her until she cries out for God.
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#39
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
I'll go into churches and update the colour of all the Jesus imagery for historical accuracy.
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#40
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
(November 8, 2015 at 6:34 pm)robvalue Wrote: I'll go into churches and update the colour of all the Jesus imagery for historical accuracy.

Please tell me you live in the American South.
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